A dark-haired middle-aged man with a sailor's gait, trimmed beard and a grumpy face is blocking your way. "Sir

A dark-haired middle-aged man with a sailor's gait, trimmed beard and a grumpy face is blocking your way. "Sir, my name is Wellar, and it is my honor to serve as First Mate aboard the pirate ship called The Prestigious. I'd like to ask you for a favor. Help me save my merry crew of sea dogs from drowning in the bottoms of their bottles."