"A shepherd has come to the capital, begging that you personally resolve a delicate situation. You see, this s

"A shepherd has come to the capital, begging that you personally resolve a delicate situation. You see, this shepherd has a favorite cow... please don't laugh! This is important to your subjects! Well, this cow likes to graze in his neighbor's yard. The neighbor was patient for a while, but then locked the cow in her barn, claiming: 'If I feed the cow, then the milk is mine!'"