A young man staggers toward you, his expensive doublet wet with wine. As he passes, he brushes shoulders with

A young man staggers toward you, his expensive doublet wet with wine. As he passes, he brushes shoulders with you and starts yelling, his breath rank with alcohol. "Watch yourself! Who do you think you are, you pig?! You tramped on my foot and ruined my doublet, hic! I'm gonna... I demand satisfaction!"