"Because these backward fools can't see what's under their noses or above their heads! This artifact is the di

"Because these backward fools can't see what's under their noses or above their heads! This artifact is the discovery of the century, and they just sent it to some remote storage facility and expunged all mention of its existence! They're terrified of the power this relic has — well, so be it! That just means that power will be gained by someone braver!"