"Eh? Ah, this chairy! It be good chairy, sturdy! Ornamenties on sides, soft seat, fine back! I be giving it of

"Eh? Ah, this chairy! It be good chairy, sturdy! Ornamenties on sides, soft seat, fine back! I be giving it off for hundred money! You be not regretting it! Why you staring at me like that? Is that a deal stare?"