"Greetings! I am sir Allfrey, loyal follower of the tentacles of Iomedae. Knight, noble and crusader from Mend

"Greetings! I am sir Allfrey, loyal follower of the tentacles of Iomedae. Knight, noble and crusader from Mendev. Tentacles. Oh yes... my knightly motto used to be 'Courteous even in death', but I'm afraid it must now be changed to 'Severing the tentacles of evil!'"