"Ha! I've been an advisor once already, and I don't want to do it again. I once served one of the merfolk king

"Ha! I've been an advisor once already, and I don't want to do it again. I once served one of the merfolk kings. My service went on quite successfully, until I got into an affair with the princess, the king's daughter. Though her virtue was guarded day and night, and anyone who dared approach stood under threat of execution, my feelings overtook me, and we managed to run away together. But on the third day they caught up with us – the whole merfolk army. My death was imminent, but of course I had a brilliant solution in hand."