"I got into the First World by chance. But in spite of that, it was easy for me to find a job there. I was soo

"I got into the First World by chance. But in spite of that, it was easy for me to find a job there. I was soon substitute rector at a rather remarkable academy, which was located on the back of an elephant with three eyes and numerous tusks. Actually, the elephant had served as the former rector, before he caught a rare elephantine disease. I moved on once he recovered."