"I kicked out the cork put the tusk under the rushing stream of beer. I filled it up like a drinking horn, and

"I kicked out the cork put the tusk under the rushing stream of beer. I filled it up like a drinking horn, and started to gulp. My memories of the next hours are hazy. I vaguely remember the highlanders being extremely angry at me for drinking all their beer. I remember how they started to turn into great beasts – and my rival became a wolf with blazing eyes. He charged me, but I caught him by his ears, shoved the mammoth's tusk in his mouth like a bit, and tied my mustache to both ends, to form reigns."