"I organized a celebration — all the local fey were invited. I had no idea there were so many of my kin in the

"I organized a celebration — all the local fey were invited. I had no idea there were so many of my kin in the neighborhood! Everyone came! Shy nymphs, merry satyrs with their reed pipes, tender nixies, leprechauns with their fancy buckled hats and shiny boots... The celebration lasted three days, and my guests enjoyed it so much that every one of them proclaimed me their queen at the end. I wasn't establishing prisons, or taxes, or other nasty things common in human courts, but the social life of my court was vibrant enough to make any human monarch jealous!"