"I swear this is no deceit! I don't know what I can give you. My castle is open for plundering... Oh, but I am

"I swear this is no deceit! I don't know what I can give you. My castle is open for plundering... Oh, but I am locked in my laboratory! I have rare books, scrolls, magic items... Many are rare and precious. I've been collecting them for decades! Release me, and all of this will be yours!"

"I swear this is no deceit! I don't know what I can give you. My castle is open… — Kingmaker