"I was carrying my wares to the neighboring village. I've heard strange stories of odd happenings on this road

"I was carrying my wares to the neighboring village. I've heard strange stories of odd happenings on this road, but I didn't listen, the old fool that I am. My coachman Avim and I were barely halfway to the village when a crowd of fey sprang out of the woods, laughing and encircled us... and... we didn't stand a chance."