"I wasn't even with you during your first feats! But who wants to read about how I roamed the swamps with that

"I wasn't even with you during your first feats! But who wants to read about how I roamed the swamps with that miserable Tartuccio, while you were defeating the Stag Lord? No one, of course! So I wrote about you. I'll sit down and write my own biography some other time. When I'm very old, ha ha ha!"