"I'm from all over, ha ha! I was actually born in Galt – in such a tiny village that it's not even on the maps

"I'm from all over, ha ha! I was actually born in Galt – in such a tiny village that it's not even on the maps. If it weren't for my teacher, I'd still be living there – milking goats, weeding turnips, swilling homebrew, having babies, and using books only as kindling."