"Lower bridge bad! Kobold run away on bridge." The gatekeeper thinks for a while. "Ally make trade, yes? You w

"Lower bridge bad! Kobold run away on bridge." The gatekeeper thinks for a while. "Ally make trade, yes? You want passage. I want pretty helmet. You go lower passage deep, there lie big dead spider. Our great warrior hero mount it, until die. Bring me this bug jaw, I give you lever for bridge. You take chest with loot, I make helmet of spider. Sweet!"