"Oh, you stinking bag of octopus guts! If you ever step foot on the deck of The Prestigious again – I'll haul

"Oh, you stinking bag of octopus guts! If you ever step foot on the deck of The Prestigious again – I'll haul you under the keel, savvy?" The captain turns to you, smiling, as if nothing had happened. "Thank you for reporting the insurgency. Interested in the position of First Mate? No? Well, that's too bad! Then you must accept this modest gift – it's Wellar's share for the grimoire."