"So here's the plan. First — the fisher's triathlon. Then a boasting contest, and in the evening — the best pa

"So here's the plan. First — the fisher's triathlon. Then a boasting contest, and in the evening — the best part — a drunken melee. In the interim, there'll be a buffet, a fair, jugglers, acrobats, all the usual entertainment. And after the melee, I'll announce the winner, and then we'll have a festive banquet and a fireworks show. Then we just drink till morning or find a tent to crawl into — your own, or someone else's, depending on your luck! By the way... a knockout such as yourself will always be welcome in my tent! Ha ha, just joking, just a joke!"