"So I drooled, and played an idiot. And I listened as every new master argued with my former one, trying to re

"So I drooled, and played an idiot. And I listened as every new master argued with my former one, trying to return me. Sometimes I punctured the pages of magic books I was forced to copy with a quill. Other times I pretended to mix up the spells, so instead of lighting a magic torch, I set dozens of dancing lights floating just below the ceiling."