"The elixir of eternal youth! A most wondrous brew – restores the strength in one's hands and the swiftness in

"The elixir of eternal youth! A most wondrous brew – restores the strength in one's hands and the swiftness in one's feet. I first heard of it when I was still just a lad, and I didn't believe in it. But now I've lived a long life, and I've seen even stranger things. So I thought: why not give it a try?"