"There are no schools in your lands – and that's a beautiful start. Rather than building schools, I suggest th

"There are no schools in your lands – and that's a beautiful start. Rather than building schools, I suggest the construction of more pubs and alehouses, where the peasantry can drown their days in oblivion. There is no more obedient servant, than one who sees only the bottom of his beer mug. I strongly suggest you continue this state of affairs."