"We did all kinds of amazing things! Sometimes I hosted dances that went on all night, or held tournaments in

"We did all kinds of amazing things! Sometimes I hosted dances that went on all night, or held tournaments in which satyrs would entertain the audience, kicking each other for the right to kiss me. There were even parades organized for the local animals. Just imagine — deer, boars, and bears, all marching in lines! Even those fey who initially didn't like the idea of a kingdom were happy with things. I think we may have been the only kingdom in the world built without a single drop of blood spilled, built on a foundation of joy and happiness!"