"Well, I was sittin' in my smithy. I heard some shoutin' in the street, so I grabbed my maul and headed out. S

"Well, I was sittin' in my smithy. I heard some shoutin' in the street, so I grabbed my maul and headed out. Saw THIS ugly mug throw that poor guard to the ground and get a huge bite in, so I gave it a good whack to the head. Then another, and another, and so on until it stopped movin'. Wasn't strong enough to pull the lad free from under its fat belly, though — good thing you showed up."

"Well, I was sittin' in my smithy. I heard some shoutin' in the street, so I… — Kingmaker