"Why does the Wriggling Man do anything? Because he's a vile, disgusting creature who seeks to rob our mistres

"Why does the Wriggling Man do anything? Because he's a vile, disgusting creature who seeks to rob our mistress of her place at the Nymph Queen's side. He is the rot in the wood. A weed to be pulled. The larvae that devour a forest. The Knurly Witch will cure Thousandbreaths of his sickness."