"Why, eh... baron... all kinds, all kinds! Not long ago, a hydra popped up on the other side o' the river. Rig

"Why, eh... baron... all kinds, all kinds! Not long ago, a hydra popped up on the other side o' the river. Right, men?" The warriors nod. "A fat, long-fanged bastard, too! Now, Your Grace — what happens if that thing gets it into its head to feast on folk crossing the bridge? And that's not the worst of it — there's goblins sneaking all about as well, snatching everything that's not tied down!"