"Windows all along the street started shaking, and then some sticky purple substance rained down on the town.

"Windows all along the street started shaking, and then some sticky purple substance rained down on the town. Children started playing with it immediately. Well, that was messy! Allegedly, it made the streets smell like a 'wet goblin's hide' for a whole week!" Octavia tuts. "They're amazingly well versed, these accusers. They must have plenty of time to go out smelling wet goblins!"