"Yick, radishes! We grew them back in my village. One day, while I was reading a book, my pa grabbed it from m

"Yick, radishes! We grew them back in my village. One day, while I was reading a book, my pa grabbed it from me and threw it into fire! Then he made me go pick radishes. It was autumn, and the ground was wet and cold, and there were worms everywhere... Ugh. Filthy roots!"