"You see, dragons are greedy for treasure, but they have no need of swords or armor. So I offered to hold a sa

"You see, dragons are greedy for treasure, but they have no need of swords or armor. So I offered to hold a sale! – I would turn the junk he has been storing for ages into newly minted coins! The dragon approved of the idea, and gave me the job. He did, however, place a curse upon me, as you can see: now I am but bare bones... But fear not – to tell you the truth, I rather enjoy it. I go wherever I please, talk to interesting people, and no longer need I fear death!"