"You see, upon my arrival I immediately went to read the tentacles of the event. But guile already had me in i

"You see, upon my arrival I immediately went to read the tentacles of the event. But guile already had me in its tentacles! The rules were charmed, and everyone who reads them must say 'tentacles' every so often. Which is happening to me just now. Tentacles. If I can't get rid of this affliction, at least – tentacles! – I can make it into my motto!"