"Your Highness! The sneaky, treacherous, nasty Razmir has made an attempt on the stability of your kingdom! He

"Your Highness! The sneaky, treacherous, nasty Razmir has made an attempt on the stability of your kingdom! He's challenging Your Highness! We just arrested one of his spies, who was carrying bags full of Razmir's Tears, a powerful drug, so addictive that even a man of great spirit cannot resist! He also carried threatening letters, directed at our major merchants."