Student's Copybook

The scroll is filled with diligently scribbled words. The letters are much larger than normal, as if the one who wrote them was quite large themselves, or simply didn't like small print. "Hooman languige is not hard. Soon I will lurn. Here are new wurds I know: KI-TY HOR-SEY CHOKE DES-MEM-BER DE-VOUR." There's someone else's much neater handwriting below: "Good, Zirhaische. You learn quickly. Soon you will speak the common language as well as your native Abyssal. P.S.: It's spelled 'kitty' and 'dismember'."