"The Generous Patron of Arts." A play in 2 acts.

Author: Laman Borbust Shrike Hills Publishing "Patron of Arts, his Daughter. In center stage, in front of a statue covered by canvas. Patron: Behold, misbelievers! Behold my triumph! You doubted my foresight. You did not trust the Artist would create a masterpiece! Patron tears away the canvas. The statue depicts the Patron's Daughter in an act of passion with the Artist. Patron: But what is this? The Artist has betrayed me, the vile scum! While I've been feeding him with a generous hand, he used his time to steal my Daughter's flower — he shamed her and dishonored her! Daughter: The scoundrel! He had the guts to display my heinous depravity to all! How can I live on with such shame?! Patron: How dare he betray me! He'll pay for this, I swear to all the gods! I've paid him gold enough to glorify my name and make it live forever! But where is he? The Artist is in the auditorium. Artist: I'm here! Your rotten, huckster family disgusts me! Oh, how could you think I would break my spirit to fulfill your filthy dreams? So, take what you deserve, by poet's judgment! The Artist throws a tomato in the Patron's face."