"What Flagrant Impudence! 101 Limericks about King Irovetti"

Author: Linzi the Outrageously Irreverent Shrike Hills Publishing "There once was a power-mad king Who thought his good taste was the thing That would bring him to fame And cover his shame For failing to make some offspring *** There once was a king who was wacky And honestly quite a bit tacky His offenses to taste Required a mace Used against him by some sort of lackey *** Irovetti, he loves color orange He's puny and lacks a mite's courage He counts all his silver And secretly quivers In his castle behind a large dirt henge *** When trying to rhyme Irovetti I felt like a two-headed ettin. With confetti as much overused as yeti Gotta scramble for something more pretty *** Here rules the great King Irovetti Just saying his name makes me sweaty His tastes weird and gaudy And overly bawdy And also he's terribly petty"