Lander Lebeda
- Speed
- 30 ft
Base attributes
- Charisma
- 16
- Constitution
- 12
- Dexterity
- 17
- Intelligence
- 12
- Strength
- 11
- Wisdom
- 8
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- Lander Lebeda
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- Lander bows slightly. "I serve Your Grace!"
- "The Swordlords' reaction to your request for jurisdiction over Oleg's Trading Post is... rather cold, as thou
- "Baron, we have a situation on our hands! You need to act!" Lander is furious, his face red. "Annamede, an ann
- "Your Grace, it's time to hire another advisor. You need someone who can oversee our diplomatic relationships
- The smile disappears from Lander's face. "Oh? I can't say this is a wise decision: there won't be any fewer ba
- "We could dispatch troops led by the General – or the Grand Diplomat could commence exhausting negotiations wi
- "I hope, Your Grace, you will decide which action to take first. Either way, you should choose quickly — eithe
- "Your Grace, we have news! Do you remember Davor the Grey? The one your guards have been hunting. Well our sol
- "Wonderful. Rest assured, Your Grace, this will do your treasury good. Merchants are always trying to avoid ta
- "Speaking of diplomacy, the project of a consulate in Brevoy has appeared on my desk. This would be an establi
- "If we don't do something about this epidemic, and soon, you'll have only hydras and wyverns to rule over! The
- "You really know how to talk to those insolent Swordlords! I'll just go ahead and add some lines of my own to
- "You just leave that to me! They'll get their renovation, don't you doubt. Believe me, I know all there is to
- "Are you suggesting I take the throne? If I were you, I'd pay attention to what's happening with our neighbors
- Lander purses his lips and shrugs. "Pay them off? Not the wisest decision, but... suit yourself."
- "Let her tell us all about her so called "art"! She began her performance with hails to King Irovetti, and con
- "Your clerics — Jhod and Tristian — were the first to beg for an audience. I'll leave you to your thoughts for
- "Since ruling seems to be a new thing for you, I'll put the matter simply. There are two kinds of issues that
- "You won't believe it, Your Grace! Today a caravan entered the city, filled with generous gifts from Restov! I
- "We've received a letter from Brevoy concerning Oleg's Trading Post."
- Lander smiles slightly, submerged in his own thoughts. "We are decided, then. You are going to deal with the b
- "I have an intriguing letter for you, Your Grace. A certain Fredero Sinnet, a paladin of Shelyn from Brevoy, i
- "Remember that annoying Maegar Varn, who couldn't stop pestering you? Seems like he grew tired of Aldori's lea
- "I would advise you to be more... resolute, let's say, in your dealings with the Swordlords. Don't fall for th
- "Oleg's Trading Post is within our borders. We have the right to collect taxes from him. As for the Swordlords
- Lander smiles carelessly. "Your Grace! A poor fellow, a nobleman from Brevoy, has been found near the gates. S
- "That merchant can go to hell. I hereby announce a new law: if you wish to take a road through the Stolen Land
- "I'd certainly think twice before just giving subjects away to a rival kingdom, especially a subject that coul
- Lander frowns. "So it turns out it's not he who has been robbed... it's us? Sometimes I simply do not understa
- Lander yawns ostentatiously. "Your Grace, I wonder: have you noticed anything odd lately? For example, that I'
- "Predictably, the Swordlords are furious that Restov couldn't collect Oleg's taxes for the month." A satisfied
- "I will take the cow... I mean, I will order it confiscated. We must seize the occasion, mustn't we?"
- "In that case I shall accept the petitioner's gifts, and discuss further compensation with him."
- "He wishes to share his loot, so that in response you will permit him to conduct his, ahem, business in your t
- Lander nods. "I am sure Your Grace can find better uses for the barony's resources."
- "Hmm. As you wish, Your Grace."
- "An aggrieved shepherd has come to court, demanding you deal with his complicated and very mysterious case! Yo
- "Hello, my dear friend!" Lander Lebeda, the young noble from Brevoy who you've chosen as an emissary, greets y
- Lander cringes. "A baron, deciding the fate of a cow... There is something wrong about this, forgive my audaci
- Lander doesn't even try to pretend he isn't gloating. "I'm positive the Swordlords will hate this. I'm all for
- "The merchant demands that we find and hang the ambushers, and compensate him for his damages. What makes him
- "Hmm. As you wish, Your Grace."
- "It is my pleasure to bring a most joyous piece of news to your attention! It seems we now have a rebel in our
- "I fear this matter may be more complicated than you expect. Oleg, please explain your situation."
- Lebeda rolls the eyes. "Oh, but what's the point? Your Grace will cut Davor's head off, and the locals will el
- "Your Grace, a man of influence has arrived. He's a nobleman from Brevoy, a wealthy charlatan – the kind of a
- "We've so much to report, Your Grace, I don't know where to begin. First, the Swordlords have requested your a
- Lander yawns ostentatiously. "Your Grace, I wonder: have you noticed anything odd lately? For example, that I'
- "Of course, of course!" Lander spreads his arms in conciliation, though he doesn't seem to be convinced.
- "You act as though you have another set of subjects in your pocket, who are somehow entirely different from Da
- "You're welcome! Be sure to make those goblins talk, though, or you may risk both your crown and your head!"
- "Has anyone told you the bad news? No? I guess I have that honor. We have a new problem: an invasion of wild a
- Lander shrugs. "Ah, and just when we were about to gain a dairy cow for the state property fund. But as you wi
- "Perfect! The road will be of great use to us as well."
- "Your Grace, we are having a minor issue with one of the chieftains. Davor the Grey has claimed the Narlmarche
- "A harsh decision, but the right one. A good ruler can't afford to fool around."
- "It was Davor the Grey who arranged the ambush. See how hard he works to fill your coffers."
- Lander's face grows long. "Oh, come now! You can't react like this to every business proposal, Your Grace!" La
- "It was Davor the Grey who arranged the ambush, the bandit you expelled so carelessly. He must be very angry.
- "A fine choice, Your Grace. You can count on me. I'll immediately have people sent out to determine the best l
- "These tanneries stink. The alchemical waste is hazardous, unless you're a Kobold of course. It's only natural
- "The gang's leader was Davor the Grey, who you so carelessly imprisoned. He only recently escaped, and he has
- "Oh, look: a letter for you! Looks like it's from one of the go-getters doing Aldori's bidding. Have you ever
- Lander smiles. "Oh, it's an amusing situation, Your Grace! A former cohort of the Stag Lord – a simple local b
- Lander yawns ostentatiously. "Your Grace, I wonder: have you noticed anything odd lately? For example, that I'
- "According to ancient tradition of Brevoy and most of the River Kingdoms, rulers in these parts find it conven
- Lander rubs his hands together. "I'm sure your Treasurer will be glad of this decision! Your subjects are not
- Lander smiles cunningly. "Here's what I say. You can judge such cases, if you wish to waste your time... or yo
- Lander yawns ostentatiously. "Your Grace, I wonder: have you noticed anything odd lately? For example, that I'
- "Nothing could be simpler! I just won't do anything. The easiest decision of my entire regency!"
- Lander rubs his eyes wearily. "It's not rubbish. It's trade and profit. Which we'll never see, unless you quit
- Lander rubs his eyes wearily. "It's not rubbish. It's trade and profit. Which we'll never see, unless you quit
- "The bright side is we've got an unexpected ally. Embeth Travelers have offered to help us thin the monsters'
- "I bring tidings in good measure — and bad. As for the good, it seems the Restov Swordlord Jamandi Aldori hono
- "Your Grace! Your subjects now believe in you so sincerely that they even trust you with the fate of their cat
- "I'm sure it's unthinkable to you, but someone from your court has sticky fingers! A large sum has vanished fr
- Lander winks and smiles delicately. "Excellent. After all, nobody ever died of a nasty odor. I assume."
- "You act as though you have another set of subjects in your pocket, who are somehow entirely different from Da
- "A problem demands your personal attention, Your Grace. Your acquaintance, Oleg, has been refusing to pay his
- "Hmm... looks like Maegar Varn wants something from you, Baron. Otherwise, why would he send you several wagon
- "We could have just given Jamandi a rap across the knuckles. Oh well. Diplomacy it is."
- "Oh? Perhaps this investigation will be quicker than I thought!"
- Lander frowns. "So it turns out it's not he who has been robbed... it's us? Sometimes I simply do not understa
