Tsanna

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Speed: 30 ft

Base attributes

Charisma: 16
Constitution: 16
Dexterity: 12
Intelligence: 8
Strength: 12
Wisdom: 20

RaceHuman

FactionNeutrals

Class levels

Cleric11

Starting equipment

Breastplate
Unarmed Strike
Headband of Inspired Wisdom +4
Keen Kukri +1
Cloak of Resistance +3

Tsanna
Tsanna
Tsanna
"It is your right. If you wish to be a strict leader, such gestures are beneath you."
"Speaking of Abadar, who you invited to your lands so carelessly... I cannot say that his followers are entire
"Gorum is the god of war, soldiers and assassins. He's arrogant and merciless. His followers are great warrior
Tsanna rolls her eyes. Her rat stares at you intently, squeaking furiously from both of its throats. "Will you
"You can't judge a predator for killing sheep. It's the natural order of things, which neither you nor I can c
"It's a bad place! The local priests of the "good" gods began to quarrel, and almost ruined the country. Gener
"Before you find one, there's something I'd like to discuss. A poor fellow, a typographer from Galt, has come
"I'll draw from the treasury to hire more guards and avoid provocation. In the future, I hope the two packs, t
"I warned you I do not wish to argue. It's not my advice you reject. You dismiss the wisdom of the great godde
"I warned you I do not wish to argue. It's not my advice you reject. You dismiss the wisdom of the great godde
"Today the assembly of merchants decided that the city would hold a feast in your honor! It's so lovely when y
"Hmm... As you wish."
You hear a rustling sound from under Tsanna' clothes, but she ends it with a swift, impatient slap on her hip.
"Your citizens gathered in a council today to plan some more new slums. They're naming one of their squares af
"I agree. I will convey your message to the priests of Nethys."
"I know that your wealthy merchants seem the most powerful within your pack. It may feel right to throw a feas
"You shouldn't flirt with these men who imagine they own things, . Now that they've bought you, they'll find s
Tsanna flexes her fingers. "As you wish. But beware. Should your people show such unkindness to my pack, their
"What would you like to do with him? Grant him your protection? Send him to prison? I see no crime in his acti
Tsanna rolls her eyes. Her rat stares at you intently, squeaking furiously from both of its throats. "Will you
", your pack trembles in fear. Foul idols circle around your capital. Rumor has it they've been here forever,
"We must strike first! A coward would send a Treasurer with a purse, to reward those who would renounce the co
Tsanna sighs. "Very well. Lamashtu respects those who appreciate... diversity."
"I warned you I do not wish to argue. It's not my advice you reject. You dismiss the wisdom of the great godde
"You yourself cannot hunt them all down, and your army will be of little help. They do not possess the skills
", a merchant is offering you a business deal. He wants one of his shops relieved of trade taxes. This certain
"There's something else. The guards arrested the last organizer of the riot today. It's time to pronounce the
", the idols that you granted your protection have are attracting dangerous cultists once again. We keep disco
"The oak groves will be restricted to everyone except my pack. The children of Lamashtu will finally have a pl
", your subjects grow countless, like a swarm of locusts. They require food, and there is not enough cropland.
"I warned you I do not wish to argue. It's not my advice you reject. You dismiss the wisdom of the great godde
"So the merchants may freely butcher the travellers? But the travellers cannot lay a finger on the merchants e
"This is wrong, . You tease your pack by feeding the well-fed in front of the hungry. If you mock the hungry b
"I see no reason to reject this opportunity. This meat is ripe. To let it rot is senseless waste."
", I require your judgment on a sensitive matter. The vessels of river travellers have entered your frontiers.
"But it's the merchants that pay you, not the travellers. Do you punish those who submit? Do you protect those
"Each of them wants their god to win new followers in a young and strong kingdom. But they won't tolerate any
"So I could start looking for another refuge? As soon as Lamashtu became patron of these lands, some righteous
"I don't know much about trade, but I do know that the one who controls the food controls the pack. You've jus
"Asmodeus' servants have taught your pack to obey the leader and submit to your will. Your neighbors are furio
"Gorum is ill-bred and cruel, but he's good in battle. At least our enemies' swords will drink the blood of hi
Tsanna's fingers are constantly moving, as if she's squeezing someone's invisible throat. "Sinister portals op
"I understand... We must hide to protect our faith. But the day will come..."
"It's good he's come to you. It means he knows who the leader is. It's bad he didn't come to beg, but instead
"I warned you I do not wish to argue. It's not my advice you reject. You dismiss the wisdom of the great godde
"So the merchants may freely butcher the travellers? But the travellers cannot lay a finger on the merchants e
"The people who were robbed by his cohorts surely know all about him. And surely, they want revenge. I expect
"But I would not, if I were you. Believe me, dead gods know how to leave nasty gifts for those who would destr
"You'll cause trouble for your pack. The day you pay for this mistake will surely be a black day indeed."
"I will be sure his colleagues are aware of how painful his death was. May they mind their own business in the
"Speaking of spellcasters. A few worshipers of Nethys have traveled here from Absalom. They await you in the h
"It's difficult enough to manage a pack of scholars and academics. It's even worse that this fellow is already
"It doesn't seem you care much for your pack, allowing a bunch of moneybags merchants to entertain themselves
"Hm... You might be doing the right thing. Anyway, they'll be helpless without their wealth."
Tsanna wags her finger. "Never disrespect gods, . Never give shelter to those who defy the power of the gods.
"I wish you had given them to me. But I understand. You must think of your own pack."
Tsanna considers the question for a few seconds. "Lamashtu has revealed much to me. But I have never heard of
"I agree. I'll make sure this refugee is driven from your lands as quickly as possible."
"I warned you I do not wish to argue. It's not my advice you reject. You dismiss the wisdom of the great godde
"It doesn't seem you care much for your pack, allowing a bunch of moneybags merchants to entertain themselves
"Yes, let the stronger win. If the merchants cannot protect their interests, let ones who are smarter and more
Tsanna pats her rat gently. Her rat's grey body is swollen, as if it were carrying a brood of twin-headed beas
Tsanna's rat starts squeaking triumphantly, and Tsanna bursts out laughing. "Thank Lamashtu! I've been waiting
"They do seem dangerous, yet my throat chokes when I hear you order them demolished. As does yours, I'm sure.
Tsanna and the old man stare down one another as if discussing something silently. Then the Councilor nods rel
"I warned you I do not wish to argue. It's not my advice you reject. You dismiss the wisdom of the great godde
"Most reasonable. You should not seek to awaken whatever lies there, sound asleep. It may have teeth sharper t
"Abadar is the god of cities and civilization... which I hate by my nature. Asmodeus is the archdevil, the lor
"You'll cause trouble for your pack. The day you pay for this mistake will surely be a black day indeed."
"All right. In the future, I hope the two packs, the mercenaries' and yours, will merge into one. Powerful...
"Your softness is sickening. Very well, as you wish. Your pack may consider it a token of generosity."
Tsanna sighs. "As you desire. Perhaps your pack is not disciplined enough to accept what they cannot understan
"Hm... As you wish."
"Cayden is the Accidental God. He loves everyone having fun, and no one troubling anyone else. It sounds nice,
"We've captured some dangerous rebels. They're agitators from Touvette claiming to be atheists, or simply put,
"Cayden's bliss pleases your pack. It sates and cheers them. They celebrate, sing songs and frolic at their fa
"I warned you I do not wish to argue. It's not my advice you reject. You dismiss the wisdom of the great godde
"I'll put out the word you no longer take an interest in this merchant's life or well-being. Then we'll find t
"The loyal hounds of your guard arrested the last members of the merchants' conspiracy today. It's time to dec
", the merchants have had enough of your rule. They've suffered heavy losses, and now they conspire against yo
", there is trouble in the city. A group of mercenaries arrived at the capital. The people don't seem to like
"Oh, you deprive yourself of a pleasure... It's a genuine delight to look into the eyes of a man, chased down
A predatory grin appears on Tsanna's face. "It will be done. I'll see that they suffocate properly – slowly an
"I'd allow these madmen, but you can hardly afford it. You wouldn't want to engage in this matter personally.
"My suggestion is to stay out of this. The river travellers are a hardy, teeming people, much like termites. T
"I warned you I do not wish to argue. It's not my advice you reject. You dismiss the wisdom of the great godde
"But your moneybags merchants hate competition. They're assembling a squad of boats to hunt down the traveller
"But it's the merchants that pay you, not the travellers. Do you punish those who submit? Do you protect those
"You're doing the wise thing. When someone goes too far, you take them by the throat and shake them a little.
Tsanna's face darkens. She seems nervous. Her rat has disappeared gone. "Now that the destiny of the conspirat
"Is that all? You expect him to be grateful for your lenience? He's going to harbor a grudge anyway. You shoul
"In that case, let the merchants tame their appetites. I wouldn't deliver even a tiny scrap of power into thei
"I shall forbid anyone to engage with these idols. Who knows what strange darkness sleeps beneath them."
"I will make arrangements with the priest of Gorum. Let your neighbors learn to accept that these are free lan
"Your kingdom grows more famous by the hour, and many hope to take advantage of this. Four gods are keen to la
Tsanna wags her finger. "Never disrespect gods, . Never give shelter to those who defy the power of the gods.
", I'm offering you guidance on leading your pack, so I will share my wisdom. You have won this land by right
"All they really want is gold. We could ask your Treasurer to distribute some gold... If they promise obedienc
"I'll chase him from the capital, . And I will make sure he never approaches our borders again."
"But the earth must bear fruit, not serve as a playground. But I know better than to chop down old trees or gi
"Now there is order in Touvette. Strict order. There's only one punishment for breaking the law. Death. Speaki
"You were right not to stamp out the smaller cults hiding here. Whispers spread that minor religions are safe
"You can't judge a predator for killing sheep. It's the natural order of things, which neither you nor I can c
"Remember who you owe your abundant life in the capital to, without having to hide from robbers in the bushes.
"This will teach a harsh lesson to all who witness the punishment. The lesson of fear and respect, . They are
"I will dispatch them to your army. Their fault must be washed off with enemies' blood. They're destined by fa
"I approve of how you've treated the small cults that settled here. It was time for them to go, and now this p
"However, the peasants suspect them of all manner of nasty things, and wish to be rid of them. We could rein t
"Cayden may not be the worst option. Drunk people cast off the shackles of decency and turn into primal beasts
"Do you think the people will forget everything just like that? Your ban will be the first topic of gossip, an
", the murders committed by Erastil's renegades have led the peasants to see as threats anyone who holds stran
"I will inform the priests of Nethyss that we accept their offer."
Tsanna looks pleased and excited. Her rat stirs restlessly on her shoulder. ", you should be informed of a cul
"I warned you I do not wish to argue. It's not my advice you reject. You dismiss the wisdom of the great godde
Tsanna openly flashes her wicked smile. "Perfect. My pack will gladly play... Or I should say... Accept this t
Tsanna smiles sarcastically. "All the more reason to reject the refugee's offer."
"I will succor your pack. Your subjects shall be fed and happy, and the traders well entertained." You see a r
Tsanna pats the two-headed rat peeping out from her clothes. ", everything is going smoothly in your domain. T
"Do you think the people will forget everything just like that? Your ban will be the first topic of gossip, an
"Asmodeus is the archdevil, the lord of Hell. Cheliax made a deal with him – and benefitted greatly from it! I
Tsanna's smile is predatory. "I can hear happy laughter. It's my goddess! We shall drink blood to our heart's
"I agree. The preacher will continue his travels. My pack will keep an eye on him – and his flock. In the end,
"I don't know much about trade, but I do know that the one who controls the food controls the pack. You've jus
"Your pack will never forget. If you fail to exercise your authority, then someday someone will seize it for t
", my confidants tell me of a wicked person in the capital. Under the Stag Lord's reign, he trafficked in the
"Alas, the citizens despise these mercenaries. They insult them behind their backs, and spit where they step.
"The merchants have come to me with a strange request. They regard you as their champion and defender, and it
"From now on, farmers would be obliged to hand over their goods to the trade guild at a price set by the guild
"Your armies are blessed by Gorum. Our warriors are cold-blooded, mighty, and fearless. Children dream of shed
"It's a shame. They were ambitious and strong. But they never feared you, so they would have caused trouble an
"I'm surprised at how willingly you share credit with these prudes. But it's your decision, of course."
"And one more thing. Lamashtu gave me a sign. She approves of the way you lead your kingdom and your pack. Now
"I see no reason to reject this opportunity. This meat is ripe. To let it rot is senseless waste."
"Dangerous and diseased pack members should be eliminated. I will take care of everything, beginning with thes
A predatory grin appears on Tsanna's face. "I'll ensure that no one ever hears their dangerous teachings. I'll
"They're doing a fine job, I'll give them that. I don't think we could persuade them to work for us – so why d
"Like I've always said, it's dangerous to taunt a hungry pack. And I was right. The merchants are bleeding peo
"Now that we're done with the rebels, I'd like to ask you to receive one more visitor. It's the leader of merc
Tsanna curls her lips. "As you wish. We'll see what happens to the coven when you withdraw your guards. I shou
"The guards have captured a suspicious traveler. A preacher of a strange religion, who was traveling about you
"You shouldn't flirt with these men who imagine they own things, . Now that they've bought you, they'll find s
"It is only natural that his pathetic cult soon comes to an end – losing its followers to other, more powerful
"I warned you I do not wish to argue. It's not my advice you reject. You dismiss the wisdom of the great godde
"You've surprised me, . I always thought that not a single god, not even Lamashtu, ever cared about what was h
A rat's grey face peeps out of Tsanna's sleeve. "Very well. The people will enjoy a royal feast, and my rats w
"I agree. Why waste such daring and strong fellows? They may serve your pack!"
"You lock your subjects in a cage with savage cutthroats. Very well, let the strong survive, and the weak peri

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