"Even if Wigmold tells us where to look for the barbarians, even our fastest guards wouldn't be able to interc

"Even if Wigmold tells us where to look for the barbarians, even our fastest guards wouldn't be able to intercept them quickly enough. Our boys can block off several streets at a time, and stay on post day and night – and thoroughly pat-down everyone entering and leaving the city... My fat-arsed oafs barely remember how to walk. You think they'll be more effective staring at crystal balls instead of patrolling the streets? Ha! We'll be better off with the Golden Shields."