Regongar
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- Speed
- 30 ft
Base attributes
- Charisma
- 16
- Constitution
- 12
- Dexterity
- 13
- Intelligence
- 10
- Strength
- 17
- Wisdom
- 8
Starting equipment
No Man's Slave- Cruel Justice
Scrappy Mage- Cruel Justice
- No Man's Slave
Charred Mantle
Sharp Fangs Tribal Camp- Technic League Hideout
- With a scowl, Regongar raises his hand, sparks dancing on his fingers. "Are you having fun, lizard? Let's do i
Regongar- Closing his eyes, the half-orc clings to you with his whole body. He whispers, "I know. I know. Forgive this i
- "But does he know that we know that he knows?" Regongar frowns with exaggerated seriousness.
- Realizing his pun went unnoticed, Regongar grunts and turns away.
- "Do it, ranger. You've come a long path to this moment. Now kill them!"
- "Not sure what I want yet. Maybe, maybe not. Might be enough just looking at these freaks to be sure nature's
- Regongar has a strange look in his eyes, and his speech is confused. "Ah well, how you doing, your chieftesty?
- Regongar sizes you up. "As you wish. But it's the last order you'll give me, . I'm tired of these arguments. I
- "Well, at least we won't be doing it for free."
- "Hey, easy! It was only a suggestion. We don't have to if you don't want to!"
- "Two of our commanders are bursting with ambition. Both of them have outgrown their current positions. They're
- "That's great! These mites are worthy folk! I wouldn't risk eating their delicacies, though, heh."
- "Right, baby, don't embarrass our monster crusher! Look what you've done — she's blushing!"
- "That's right! This is how we deal with the Stag Lord's bandits!"
- "Here's the plan, then — we keep having fun together till the end. And when our time comes, we go out with a b
- "Pff. I wouldn't count on that."
- "I'm not all that interested in my tribe, really… I already know who they are — piles of shit who sell their c
- "Let's go. We'll have time later to tear at each other's throats. That seems to be exactly what the witch want
- Regongar frowns pensively. "So, Tiger Lords... Listen up! What if, say, some tribe abandons a child... Let's s
- Regongar's expression looks like the grin of a wild animal, and you just can't figure out what's behind it — p
- "Yes, fellows, that'll be your grave now... Shouldn't have gotten tough with me and the baroness!"
- "Whoa, that's one thing I wasn't ready for. But listen up, you old piece of shit! Do you take us for brainless
- "Are you on her side? What did I do? So I scared a hag so she'd stop bullying strangers! Some other time I cha
- "Will you tell Valerie that it's over between you and her? She'll understand. But she won't be able to share y
- "Even if Wigmold tells us where to look for the barbarians, even our fastest guards wouldn't be able to interc
- "Ugh, another dusty underground tomb. I'm so... sycamore and tired of them, heh heh!"
- Regongar shows his fangs. "Dumb blockheads marching around? What am I supposed to do with these idiots?!" The
- Regongar sighs disappointedly. "And we could have had so much fun..."
- "Somewhere in these pages is me and Octavia. When we were bought, for how much, from where… maybe even from wh
- The half-orc clings to you tightly.
- "Oh, by the way, there's something else. The people of the capital are complaining – again! This time it's the
- The half-orc rubs his hands in anticipation. "Well said, ha ha! It's high time me and the boys got a little ex
- Regongar sizes you up. "As you wish. But it's the last order you'll give me, . I'm tired of these arguments. I
- "You should think fast. What if an enemy assault takes us by surprise, and we've got no reinforcements, hunh?"
- "He's not worth it. Did you even see that dung-chafer? What was I to do, get revenge on some ancient fart in p
- "Oh, don't you say. Do you think angering me is wise? Let me catch these pests, and we'll see who laughs then!
- "Sure, you defeated the barbarians – but now what? If your neighbors sent an army right now, your military glo
- "With pleasure, !"
- Regongar's voice booms across the throne room. ", your good-for-nothing runts have gone on strike! Made demand
- "I got three pieces of news for you: one good, one bad, and the last one good again. The first is that my boys
- Regongar sizes you up. "As you wish. But it's the last order you'll give me, . I'm tired of these arguments. I
- "It's about time! Not like we've got any business chatting with wolves, here!"
- "Ha! True, true. You just can't break Regongar!"
- The half-orc clings to you, as his fingers stroke your thigh.
- "That's right, with all these cyclopes around... you really have to keep your eyes peeled, ha ha!"
- "Believe it or not, we are too! Although we almost died, ha ha."
- "So I see two solutions here: a bad one and a glorious one. We could send a whole regiment of guards to the vi
- The half-orc looks at the back of her head resentfully, biting his lip.
- Regongar bares his teeth. "Tell us what you're doing here, witch!"
- "It's a shame I couldn't meet my brother, of course, but he's in Pharasma's hands now, just like the rest of t
- The half-orc grabs you fiercely, painfully, like a drowning man grabs the side of a rescue boat. His body is s
- "That's because you've got brain. Most people rarely have second thoughts. Maybe that's why you're on the thro
- "Ha ha ha! It's a gold mine of jokes!"
- "Shall be done. We'll see what they're worth…"
- "At last! I'm sick and tired of all their hissing! My hands have been itching to punch that scaly mug!"
- Regongar growls, annoyed. "Maybe we'll requisition some fluffy blankets too? Soldiers should learn to fight th
- "Now I'm running around in circles like a mad dog. Unleashing on others or sinking my fangs into myself. If it
- "One more word — and what? You'll tell your parents? You wouldn't have the guts..."
- "What took you so long? You want a sacrifice, porker? Suck it!"
- "It's not about joys! If all I wanted was pleasure, I'd buy a cartload of Numerian shit. Life would be short,
- "I know our men. We've trained them to work with their muscles and their intuition – but we haven't trained th
- Regongar puts his arm around your shoulders. "But don't worry, she'll come back around. Our girl needs some sp
- "By the way, I'm not the only one who appreciates the decisions you've made. There are so many mages in our ar
- "Excellent. Well, no point standing around then. Let's go have a little talk, Wigmold…"
- "So you can get gemstones from different broken pieces of iron? Good for you! You'll be rich!"
- "Some fairies showed up near the settlements in the Narlmarches. – And not just showed up. They're pushing our
- Regongar looks away with a wry expression. "Yeah, all right… Fine, forget it. I'm an idiot and I'm asking dumb
- "Listen, I'm tired of hearing about bandits and thieves! My job is managing the army, not chasing pickpockets.
- "That's a crazy idea. When your new 'soldiers' get homesick enough to put you on the rack, don't cry for my he
- The annoyance on Regongar's face slowly fades into a contented grin. "Ha ha, hmm... You're right! That piece o
- Regongar looks gloomy. ", we need to talk. A border patrol got buried under an avalanche in the Eastern mounta
- "Should've done that from the start! It wouldn't be right to wet-nurse scum like this. A real baroness demands
- Regongar smiles appreciatively. "You tricked this sucker into betraying Pitax and then let him be beaten by hi
- "Well, what is there to say?"
- "Did that jock impress you? Ah, what am I saying?! I liked him too." Regongar smirks.
- Regongar draws his blade, which crackles with tiny sparks of lightning. "Shut up, turn around, and walk away.
- "Yeah, me too. Let's go!"
- "So, there's peace. Our army is at our border, so our neighbors are afraid to even squeak. The last monster is
- "All right, all right, as you wish! Friends it is then!"
- "The hells was that?! You think you can just charm us like this? That's it, you're dead!"
- "But I remember kicking his dead body. I looked at Octavia and I knew that she remembered it too. We've been t
- "Really, I'm not even sure what I was expecting. Life's just a long, feeble joke, and most end up being the pu
- "With the mages, of course. Have you seen them fight? Now that's what I call a massacre! Fireballs hurtling, i
- Regongar clenches Octavia's hand. "We'll get revenge, my love — for them, for us, for everything! Now let's ru
- "Thanks. And you know what? You can pry into my soul as much as you want — you've earned it. Full permission.
- "I'm Regongar — a son of the Sharp Fangs tribe, and they sold me into slavery. Where are the Sharp Fangs?"
- "You need space?" Regongar starts screaming. "Please! All of Golarion is yours, go wherever you want! Just don
- "What does 'deserved' have to do with anything? Life's not a ledger. I'd much rather have gotten to smash my f
- Regongar sizes you up. "As you wish. But it's the last order you'll give me, . I'm tired of these arguments. I
- "You just haven't gotten into it. Get a good, close look at his face. Remember how he'd send us to be whipped?
- "Heh, that's more like it! Let's cut these creeps to pieces!"
- "You think so? I'm not really sure myself. I might just go, see their stupid faces, and lop someone's head off
- "A promise is a promise!" The half-orc kisses you on the lips.
- "Hey, wait. Where do you think you're going? We saved you, didn't we? So we deserve a reward. Get out your coi
- "Serves him right! Let's avenge everyone this scum ever ate... and have some fun while we're at it! What's wro
- Realizing no one is laughing at his joke, the half-orc spits on the ground, vexed.
- "It's not like he'll remember! Eh, whatever."
- "You know what they say... mite makes right! Ha ha ha!"
- "Ha ha hmm... That's true! Let's go!"
- "Why, Valerie, are you afraid of being eaten by a troll? Maybe you should never have taken up a sword! The bat
- "The Maestro was in such a hurry to leave that he left something pretty interesting behind!"
- "You know what? Leave me and go. You don't re... Hic... Really need me. What good am I? I ruin... Everything,
- "At first I just watched and laughed. But now it's not funny anymore. The lads are so wound up, they're going
- "That's true, I'm a good leader. But you... well, you're good, too. You didn't interfere." Regongar grins cont
- "We woke up in cages, with Maestro Janush standing nearby, looking quite real. He set the cages on fire and te
- "Serves him right! Let's avenge everyone this scum ever ate... and have some fun while we're at it! What's wro
- "If I were you, I'd start looking for a new Warden. I'm not doing this any more. All I ever do here is get ang
- Regongar roars with laughter. You see relief in his eyes. "Ha ha ha... You're right. I guess I put my foot in
- "No, no, we need to remember — so we never do it again."
- The half-orc's face turns to stone. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry, this won't happen again." He sighs and turns away.
- Realizing his joke is going unnoticed, Regongar frowns and grunts.
- "That's great! These mites are worthy folk! I wouldn't risk eating their delicacies, though, heh."
- Regongar bares his fangs in a grin. "Hail the Unquenchable Fire!"
- "Hmm... Maybe you're right. They are just a bunch of dirty savages, selling their own children off like cattle
- Glancing sideways at you and realizing you won't pay attention to his joke, Regongar turns away resentfully.
- "It's all right, she's a fey. She'll spring right back to life after the sacrifice. Or not, ha ha! Who cares."
- "Pleasures come in different kinds. Some have no place in peaceful life. Take me, for example... I kept dreami
- "Get lost! I don't need your pity!"
- "All right, all right, fine with me... Bandits, barons — what's the difference? The title has made you so stuc
- Regongar looks at you with respect. "Protecting your reputation, eh? Very wise. We don't want the neighbors sp
- Regongar's footsteps boom throughout the throne room. "The damn swindlers, ! They're like lice – no matter how
- "Ha, well said! If that's the case, I really want to meet those pieces of shit and show them what a true anima
- "Are you serious? You've always been against all that sort of..." Regongar waves his hand. "What about your fr
- "That's great! These mites are worthy folk! I wouldn't risk eating their delicacies, though, heh."
- "So he doesn't even remember us beating him? What a fool! Should we give him a reminder?"
- "Sharp lad! I like you."
- "The chief always takes the best stuff. Even I recognize this as a law." Regongar utters a guttural sound, cle
- Regongar's eyes flare with such fire that it seems he's ready to sink his teeth into your throat. But the impu
- "Politics is complicated! Fine, you're in charge, you know better who to cut and who to let off. But his tongu
- "Do you realize how lucky you are? An army like this can conquer all the Stolen Lands! They're finally real so
- "That's great! These mites are worthy folk! I wouldn't risk eating their delicacies, though, heh."
- "Ha ha ha... You're so shy!" The half-orc chuckles. "So, tonight, right?"
- "Heh. I liked you, lad... I'm almost sorry to kill you, but I have to do it."
- "You're a dead man! You wanted to test us? Now we're going to test you. When we're done with you, there won't
- "I know a person who will own this whip with pleasure." Regongar bares his teeth in a wide grin. "Whoo-o-o-shh
- Laughing provocatively, the half-orc clings to you with his whole body. He whispers, "Definitely. Forgive me f
- "Yes. Yes, all this time you... While I, like an idiot..." Regongar's voice trembles. He steps toward you and
- The smile leaves the half-orc's face. "What? I didn't even touch her, just the monster... You said yourself ho
- The half-orc turns to stone for a moment and then pulls you close.
- Regongar's voice becomes dull, he speaks slowly, like a growling dog preparing to attack. "I? Don't care for y
- "Looks like the old geezer left us something valuable!"
- Regongar laughs out loudly. "Potions, he says! He got his fighters drunk! And they're not what you'd call figh
- "You're right. Vengeance is a sacred cause!"
- "You don't know what you're saying! A good guard has to be either lean and mean, or fat and cunning. These guy
- "The girl's got herself into trouble, and she deserves a beating for it. Both of them, in fact — mother and da
- "I'm... I'm sorry". The half-orc stumbles to his tent.
- "Or what? You'll start crying? If a girl from a nice family is afraid of trolls, she should have kept away fro
- "So what? Are we doing something they don't like, hmm?" The half-orc's hand is stroking your thigh.
- "Sure, you defeated the barbarians – but now what? If your neighbors sent an army right now, your military glo
- "That's not very comforting. But I know what is — the taste of the enemies' blood!" Regongar's eyes flare. "Wh
- Returning to the capital, you, Octavia and Regongar go to the tavern to rest. After a couple of mugs, Regongar
- Regongar laughs uproariously at your pun, slapping his thighs.
- "Yes!"
- "That's it, we're done for. The old ones got started talking about age. We should just set up camp right here
- "That guy's slimier than a slug! Doesn't matter how many chances you give the likes of him — if they were shit
- "Fine, fine... I'll be quiet. It was just a joke..."
- "Starting tomorrow, we'll have potion production in every camp. It'll turn your weaklings into real head hunte
- "If you've got money you don't need lying around — then sure, give it to them. Just don't say I never mentione
- "And maybe we should really leave him to this faceless carrion? Why do we need a traitor and a wuss in a team?
- "Yes... I always let everyone down. Octavia and you and... Everyone. Just leave me somewhere... In the gutter!
- "Remember when we said we saw a spy from the Technic League in the capital? We should have hustled. While we w
- "Generousity is a game for the very strong and very rich — you can't afford it yet. Chop off the creep's head,
- "You're right to think we'd need such allies! Not everyone would have the guts to stake everything on revenge.
- Regongar's mania suddenly fades. He speaks quietly. "I've been thinking... Let's make all our fighters take th
- "This guy can't be serious. How about we just cut him and take the gems?"
- "Let's go — stop arguing! It's the most important thing in the world right now."
- "If I were you, I'd start looking for a new Warden. I'm not doing this any more. All I ever do here is get ang
- "Exactly." Regongar cracks his fingers, as if he's preparing for a fight himself.
- "Oh, I'll enjoy this, ! My boys'll clean up the streets in no time!"
- "We'll wait for you in the tavern."
- "Should've done that from the start! It wouldn't be right to wet-nurse scum like this. A real baroness demands
- "Nah, never — so that's why I want to try it! Why not? We only live once!"
- Regongar is dumbfounded, and the excitement on his face slowly falls. "What the… Why would you let some lousy
- Regongar smiles a broad smile. "Ha ha, you've complained about her already! You can forget about it — she won'
- Regongar sizes you up. "As you wish. But it's the last order you'll give me, . I'm tired of these arguments. I
- Regongar laughs.
- "Truth be told, I wouldn't bet a copper bit on us right now. You'd have to be a complete psycho to do this. So
- "That's where we'll find the big fish!" Regongar slams his fist into his palm with a grin.
- "And what would I have done then? What would I do without you?"
- "Heh heh... the old man's right! Where else does our princess belong if not sitting at a tambour frame in a co
- "What else can you do when you find your love? Spend time together. Drink, laugh, look at the stars. Help him
- Regongar snaps his fingers and grins. "Ha ha! That's just perfect for the lazy numbskulls! They'll come crawli
- "You can get a decent education in Arcanamirium. They don't just teach the books, but also how to use your leg
- When no one pays attention to his pun, Regongar grunts and turns away.
- "Ha-ha, these pests are funny. Let's fry them!"
- The half-orc shakes his head. "I'm just... Damn it! I'm sorry, I'm just an idiot."
- "Hey, hey, easy! I was only joking, ha ha! You want to punch someone — punch the Stag Lord's bandits!"
- Regongar follows her with his eyes, and then slowly hides his face in his hands. "What... What have I done..."
- "Damn it, . These rabble don't understand mercy. They'll just figure we have no spine."
- "I would kill the bastards if I could! There's so many damned people around — and not a single soul you can tr
- "Well that didn't take long, did it? All right... At least you're honest! As opposed to somebody else we know!
- "Hm. That should do it just as well. I'll tell my boys to get busy. Maybe this will finally teach them a thing
- " is a miracle. Who else could gather such a team of pariahs, exiles and outcasts? And not just gather, but gi
- A cruel smirk plays across Regongar's face. "That's for sure! Ha ha, hmmm... Right, that scum will get what th
- "Hey, stop...! Damn that scum! He's gone!" Regongar kicks the door frame, frustrated, and spits on the floor.
- "I torched the hairy beast. It's just a pile of ashes now. Then I made the hag lick the ashes from the paving
- Regongar's face turns sour. "Defense? How exciting... Ever since I was a kid I've yearned to sit in defense...
- "We could chat a little. Our enemies aren't going to get away from us. And the road has waited for us a thousa
- "No, no, you birdies have fun without me! I have a date with a barrel of beer today, and it's just getting sta
- "What a pathetic bunch. You know what they say — don't ask... for whom the bell trolls! Ha ha ha!"
- "It's a pity you've done so. You've deprived me of my pleasure. And I hate it when someone deprives me of my p
- "A slave, if he has at least some bravery, will make every effort to escape. And this one? A witch wagged a fi
- The half-orc looks you in the eye. "And without war... Why would you need me, hunh?"
- "We should declare the area a royal hunting ground! Then we wait a few months, let those bad boys get fatter a
- "Yes! Forward! Let's show them!"
- "I'm not afraid of you or this 'Vordakai'. I am Regongar. I'll carve it on your master's forehead so he doesn'
- "And they sent their agent right here to the capital! Now that's impudence!"
- A smug smirk spreads on the half-orc's face.
- "I can't wait!"
- Regongar looks at you in rage. "You're on her side? Fine! Keep playing soft with each other. Just leave me out
- "Great!" Grinning, Regongar claps and rubs his hands together. "This is going to be fun!"
- "Heh, we're going to have some fun! I'm going to punch you so hard, your arms'll fly to Numeria, and your legs
- "Talking logs mourn the silent ones, hmm? Heh heh! Hey, stump, wanna see a magic trick? One snap of my fingers
- Regongar turns away resentfully.
- "Hey, mistress! Another round of drinks, we are dying of thirst here!
- "I'd just kill them all: less monsters — less problems. But if you need to choose, side with the mites. They a
- "What, am I not listening? You said the hag made you angry — so I handled the hag! And you're mad at me again!
- "You surprised us too!"
- "I'm not much of a reader, really. I studied our Lady's teachings more firsthand, you could say."
- "I think I still want to smash her in her smug face... but I want to gut the Maestro even more."
- "The damn witch fooled me like a whelp! Pretended to be Janush, locked us in these cages... It was just like b
- Regongar sizes up the Stag Lord's fort from afar, then looks at you and shakes his head with a smirk. "Well...
- "Heh heh... Yeah, I won. I guess. But I feel like I just ate a pile of shit. That old geezer's head was a poor
- "Fine, fine! You won't. Don't make a tragedy out of it, just forget it! They're just scratches, I'm telling yo
- "Well, he at least made one good thing in his life, right?"
- "Nobility, to be sure..." Regongar spits on the clean floor.
- "Fine, fine... Was it something I said?" Grumbling, the half-orc spits on the ground.
- "They captured those hapless Kellid poisoners, by the way. It happened a few days back. One of our guards caug
- "Ha ha! Man, what a speech! You sound just like a preacher. 'Save a living soul' my ass. Why should we care ab
- "The first avalanche is never the last. We'll risk losing half the army up there. It's just not worth it. But
- "If they'd given me the cape willingly, I wouldn't have touched anyone... The cape was perfect, just right for
- "Fine, fine. They call themselves the Sharp Fangs — and for good reason." Regongar grins, displaying his teeth
- "Hmm... Octavia once loved toys like that. Not anymore, though."
- Regongar shakes his head knowingly. "Don't worry, she can be like this. She doesn't mean it, just... She likes
- "Ha ha ha! Great throw! That smashed it to pieces! Nice!"
- "We..."
- "These are the words of a true leader! All hail!"
- Regongar follows her with his eyes, and then slowly hides his face in his hands. "What... What have I done..."
- "Politics is complicated! Fine, you're in charge, you know better who to cut and who to let off. Too bad about
- "It's Kalannah — the wretch you let go after you saved us from her! She's sitting in the tavern drinking beer
- "Shut up, old man! Oh, I'm so pissed off by all these wise ancient ghosts and the other dusty weaklings! Come
- "Nyrissa, huh? I've been itching to tear the petals off that flower for quite a while!"
- "Oh, a brave one, aren't you? Well, come on, then. Try to give us a hard time! What, are your hands sweaty alr
- "Great. I'll find the kind of recruits who'll crawl into the Abyss if it means they'll get a medal."
- With a guffaw, the half-orc takes his hand off his weapon, but he keeps watching the goblin menacingly.
- "No, we don't! Forget them! Can't you see the scum's getting away?"
- "They invented their pathetic toys because they had no magic. Why stoop to their level? After all, we do have
- "Forgive them? Hells no! I haven't forgiven anyone — not them, and not Janush! But who cares how I treat them
- "What?! You'll bend to these layabouts? These dimwits?! Ah, curses..."
- "If you've got money you don't need lying around — then sure, give it to them. Just don't say I never mentione
- "Yes. Now there's only one thing left to do — face the powers of this world and another, and tear them all to
- Regongar's eyes grow dead. The half-orc looks away from you. "The quietest time is just before the thunderstor
- "He showed me how to use it for spying, and how to focus the system on searching for specific threats. — And b
- "And what role do you picture yourself in? You'll hit or take the hits? Hehe-ahemmm... No, don't answer. Let i
- "Ha! I'd love a festival like that! I think these guys wouldn't even mind if I fried their friends a little!"
- Regongar gathers his things clumsily, and leaves the encampment with the others.
- "Bah! What does he think we're doing here, having a tea party?" Grumbles Regongar, playing with his weapon.
- "Exactly! Come, my ladies — adventures await!"
- "Me too. But there's no helping that now. We'll just have to get drunk for the peace of his soul sometime!"
- "Fun ways they have here! Maybe we should introduce some of their rules into our barony, huh?"
- "Serves them right, ! So, you creeps are used to robbing anyone you come across? I hope you had your fun — now
- "Thanks, old man. May the gods grant their souls peace." Regongar looks at you. "Let's go. Nothing left to do
- "That's a v-very r-radical way to p-pacify oneself, heh heh!"
- "Fine, fine... I wasn't saying anything."
- "Oh, sure. Let's spare some man-eaters. Come on, chop his head off so we can go celebrate the victory!"
- Regongar spits on the floor. "A wizard from the Technic League. Taught Octavia and me — we owe half our scars
- Regongar looks at the city below, dazed. "Well, it's over. No accusations, no spitting in their faces, no big
- "There are tons of diseases in Numeria that you won't find anywhere else. I guess they came along with those f
- "What?! You'll bend to these layabouts? These dimwits?! Ah, curses..."
- "Pfff! They're probably dead already! It takes so much work to raise a good fighter – and now we have to sacri
- "You try to tell me what to do? You shouldn't. Everyone who tried it before, met a bad end." A sinister smile
- "Great, ha ha! Well, you're done for, creeps!"
- "Ha! Losers! And you're a sharp one! It's only fitting we rob the likes of them!" The half-orc roars with laug
- "Not sure why he went to all the trouble though. The dowry is all right, of course. But the girl herself… Let'
- "So, my Octavia? Should we drink to new victories?"
- The half-orc purses his lips, frowns, and looks to the ground.
- "Sure thing. I'll rid the capital of this filth… It's been a while since me and the boys had some fun."
- "What is it? Whoa! By Calistria's tits, this is… Ha ha! Hmmm, found something interesting here!"
- "As soon as those shamans entered the city, his system alerted us. Out food and water is safe, but a crowd of
- "Do it, ranger. You've come a long path to this moment. Now kill them!"
- "And we freed ourselves! Octavia, we owe nothing to these people!"
- ", here's the thing. We whipped Numeria into line, and made a good show of it. But we lost a lot of soldiers a
- "Why do you keep pushing me away — and the more I try for you, the worse it gets? doesn't pick on my every sne
- The half-orc grins darkly. "Sometimes your subjects make me wonder. They live in the Stolen Lands. They've alw
- "Bwa ha ha ha! Such a buffoon! I can't!"
- "Heh heh! Well, not like you keep me in your gang to be merciful, right?"
- "If Tristian was an honest spy, serving for money or ideals, I could forgive him. He fooled us honestly, did h
- "It's an ambush, I'm telling you. I'll chop these assholes' limbs right off..." The half-orc reaches for his w
- "Great! A couple of fried troublemakers, and the rest of your soldiers will toe the line."
- Regongar nods gloomily. "Got it. My fault. Not another drop on the march!"
- The half-orc smiles. "Then there will be just the three of us."
- "...And that idiot hid the lockpicks in the most clever way he could think of: on a wall, under some barbed wi
- "There's a couple folks ready and waiting to help us out. You just gotta pick which one gets the job. Meet Roh
- Regongar quickly pulls away his hand and scoots away from you. "It's just a bit of fun. Ha ha!"
- The half-orc mumbles, "Yeah, sure you do... Who needs me at all? This way I'd at least die from pleasure, inst
- Realizing no one is going to pay attention to his joke, Regongar begins examining the stone walls with exagger
- "Remember the magical surveillance system we purchased from that gnome? Well, he's finally finished it, and it
- "Remember how we found out about that Technic League lair, where Janush had dug in? Scouts report the wretches
- Regongar squints. "It means we can gather a team and crush those pipsqueaks. Give this job to my guys – and yo
- "Yes. Right... I'm sorry. I got carried away."
- "It'd be great! You want to be a minister? Learn to swing a sword, not just a pen! You want to sit in someone
- "Haha! Have fun!"
- Without looking back at you, Regongar runs outside after Octavia.
- "Boo!" Regongar jumps in front of the bandit and tackles him.
- "Yes! Let's give the little scoundrels a beating!"
- "Must be hard doing business in a place called 'Pay-Tax,' ha ha!"
- "Bwa ha ha! I love your style!"
- "Not at all!" The half-orc scoots closer to you and, as if by accident, puts his hand on your thigh. "But I'm
- "A fine place for fugitives... Main thing, though — don't trust anyone there. And if anyone from the Technic L
- "It's just that since we became free, you've pushed me away more and more! You turn away, you yell, you get an
- "Fine, fine... I'll shut up and play dumb..." The half-orc grumbles.
- "There, serves them right! Why talk to jerks?"
- Regongar smirks angrily, as if he'd expected these words. "Oh yes! Yes, I swear by Calistria! You and I are po
- "If I were you, I'd start looking for a new Warden. I'm not doing this any more. All I ever do here is get ang
- "Heh heh, you scared, merchant? I'm just kidding. Pay no attention to me — but you'd better listen to what our
- Regongar is dumbfounded, and the excitement on his face slowly falls. "What the… Why would you let some lousy
- "Ha! I've seen people willing to die for a pair of boots, but someone dying for radishes, that's a new one!"
- "Perfect! I can't wait to shoot one of these things! You're supposed to shoot them, right? Or do you use a spe
- "I didn't understand you right away. You have ambition! And you can rule. It wasn't a bad decision to come wor
- Without looking back at you, Regongar runs outside after Octavia.
- Regongar reluctantly takes his hands off of you and scoots over. "Ah, that's a shame, then... All right — frie
- "Well, there we go again. Working for the commoners instead of making them work for us…"
- "I think it's high time... Octavia, are you coming?"
- Reg's face broadens in a smile as he touches the whip. "You have my gratitude. As for the noise... I make no p
- "Will you tell Tristian that it's over between you and him? He'll understand. But he won't be able to share yo
- "Oh, don't be like that, it's just a word!"
- "If you don't know yet — you will soon. Unless you seal up your ears with dirt when we set a camp next time, h
- "Wait, don't you understand? They came here for a reason — for us! And that means..." Regongar clenches his fi
- "So you're sick of us, huh? Well... I knew our love would end like this. We played a little and now it's been
- "Listen, . Remember about recruitment? Well, I did that, we have the numbers. But there's no one to command th
- "Great! Just you wait, ghost face!"
- "Right. But knowing myself... I'm afraid it's just a matter of time before I do something else stupid."
- "Ha ha hmm... That's the problem. If I did whatever I wanted to do, I'd be dead already. From drinking, from b
- "Another day, another debacle, ! Someone's whisked away the daughter of a local moneybag. The trader swears 'h
- "I gotta say, I never thought being Warden could be so fun. Hell, I figured that watching over the peasants an
- Regongar chuckles. "Good for you — serves them right! When I get to my tribe — I'll mix their hash even better
- "Oh ho! Did you think you could fool us, you creeps?"
- "To tell you the truth, it wouldn't surprise me if she ran off herself. As for the merchant – what's there to
- "Right, no more chatting with corpses! Let's hang him out to dry so he'll stay out of your head!"
- "Fine, fine... just asking!" Regongar turns away resentfully.
- Regongar sizes you up. "As you wish. But it's the last order you'll give me, . I'm tired of these arguments. I
- "Guilty, not guilty... What's the difference?"
- "Great!" Regongar rubs his hands together impatiently.
- "Right! Or they'll hit you in the blink of an eye! Boom! Bull's-eye!"
- "I'm joking, I'm joking! So, you ready to get to it? Let's show those scoundrels who owns that fortress!"
- "You got that right! It shows — a real baron! Everyone pees their pants and calls for their mommies as you app
- "Ha. We'll see what you say when one of those cute little buggers comes to say 'hi' while you're sleeping in y
- Regongar's smile turns into a grin. "So we put our tail between our legs and run? From freaking fairies?!" The
- "For our clothes, ha ha ha!"
- "I'm so tired of this! You're suffering, and I can't do anything! Maybe there's some magic to get them out of
- "Ha ha, that's a fact! Anyway, thanks for talking some sense into us. Octavia, I promise you, I'm more afraid
- "The damn witch lured us into a trap! She threw us into burning slave cages, pretended to be Janush, and said
- "Like I said – nothing. You'll see, these petitioners can handle everything themselves."
- "He-he, are you serious? Who do you think I am? Holy Sarenrae?"
- An unkind smile shows up on Regongar's face. "Of course, I'd build them right on the border. Your neighbors ar
- "Don't worry, I'm not killing myself! I'll drink a potion, and it'll heal. Don't worry. I'm fine, ha hmm..." R
- Regongar nods. He watches the fey closely with his hand on his weapon.
- Regongar smirks cruelly. "That's what I've always liked about you. Your grit and your strength. The witch was
- "Serves the scum right! If you spare your enemies, you'll soon find yourself with no barony — and no head!"
- Regongar trifles with a whip, eyeing it with interest. His fingers caress the black handle, trail along the le
- "You don't know what you're saying! A good guard has to be either lean and mean, or fat and cunning. These guy
- "Ha, that's right! They might be small, but they fight all right!"
- Regongar follows the girl with a heavy stare.
- "Ha ha ha, right, that's you in a nutshell! But don't dodge the question. Say you conquered all of Avistan...
- "You're my tribe. You. Octavia. The rest of our crazy gang. And I don't need anybody else."
- "Ha ha ha ha hmmmmm... I knew you would appreciate my plan!"
- Regongar sneers, pleased. "Who knows? The history of troll comedy might start with that pun!"
- "Well... we did. And I'm kind of sorry we looked."
- Regongar puts his arm around your shoulders. "But don't worry, I won't leave you!"
- "You busy? No? Then I got something for you." Regongar stretches his shoulders, like he's readying for a fight
- "Wine? Now that's an idea... Ha ha, fine, let's go do it! Ha, gnome, I thought you knew your business! Who tur
- Regongar is spinning around, casting spells randomly in all directions. "I hate you, I hate you!" He lets out
- "Tough shit today, . The barbarians are still pecking at the border regions. They've gathered into raiding par
- "Well... I knew our love would end like this. We played for a while, and now it's over!" Regongar runs out of
- "All right, all right... I'm just saying!"
- "That's fine. In a thousand years, someone will dig them up again, and then my jokes will come back to enslave
- "Me too. But there's no helping that now. We'll just have to get drunk for the peace of his soul sometime!"
- Regongar spits on the floor. "A wizard from the Technic League. Taught Octavia and me — we owe half our scars
- Regongar takes you by the hand. "I promise!"
- "Now that's something becoming of a baroness! What's yours is now ours, losers!"
- "What can a city wench know of lives like ours? Ntavi's right: for each drop of your blood they shed, you gott
- "Cheeky, isn't he? Can I cut open his muzzle?"
- "Is that right? Well, you're the boss. We'll find a use for cannon fodder too." Regongar shrugs nonchalantly.
- Realizing you're not paying attention to his joke, Regongar starts to examine the street around him with a lon
- Regongar looks at Varn with a lecherous grin. "Nice muscles... How about meeting this evening to share a drink
- The half-orc frowns and looks away. "I don't know. Just thought I'd do it. I'm just a fool. I don't know how y
- "If I were you, I'd start looking for a new Warden. I'm not doing this any more. All I ever do here is get ang
- "Good choice. A warrior needs a body that's tough enough to face the enemy on the front lines, and a head that
- Regongar is beaming. "Remember those rare bulettes? Well not long ago, the locals finally killed them all off…
- "So you prefer the guy with a big sword to the clever girl? That's pretty short-sighted. I'm disappointed, ."
- "You and I didn't walk so many roads just to fall for such rubbish. With a leader like you, we can face any mo
- "What does 'deserved' have to do with anything? Life's not a ledger. I'd much rather have gotten to smash my f
- "If they want freedom, let them fight to the last for it!"
- Regongar grins from ear to ear. "Well, we can't leave all the fun for you two!"
- "Nice. Can't wait to tell the pig where he can stuff his gold…"
- The half-orc looks across the bones scattered in the grass. "Lend me a hand here. Let's give these jerks a pro
- "Serves him right! I hope killing this asshole will be at least half as fun as killing the real Stag Lord was.
- "Right! Today's a great day to burn someone's hide off!"
- "We ended up hiring a pretty brave crew headed by a good scout. We can't do everything ourselves, right? They
- "Really? They must have some guts to do that, he-he-hmmm!" Regongar laughs at his own pun.
- Regongar's eyes flare. "Let the hunt begin!"
- "Let's stock up on good memories. Memories of victories, feasts... Maybe if we pile enough up, they'll force t
- You notice a row of fresh cuts across Regongar's wrist that have barely started to heal.
- "What? No way. Why would I need your throne? I just thought it would be fun."
- "Run, run! But don't lose your pants! Ha ha! You really gave them a good one. Watching them turn tail is even
- "That should do it, I guess. Your wish is my command, ha ha hmmm."
- "You need space?" Regongar starts screaming. "Please! All of Golarion is yours, go wherever you want! Just don
- "Right! They're not children to be kept safe against their will — especially not in a cage. Let them have thei
- "Serves the scum right! If you spare your enemies, you'll soon find yourself with no barony — and no head!"
- "Isn't it always the way... 'Go do this job for us while we just chill out here.' Fine, many-snoots! Been ther
- "Hey, who're you laughing at? Come here, cowards, try and laugh into my face!"
- "Oh, that's another story entirely. We looked through Janush's books for a while, found where he bought us, fr
- "Damn it, . These rabble don't understand mercy. They'll just figure we have no spine."
- Regongar sighs with relief. "I'm sorry. I'm being stupid."
- Regongar is still not quite sober, but now he's able to walk steadily and speak coherently. "You know... I'm s
- "Your army has so many well-trained blademasters that we've gained the attention of the Swordlords. It looks l
- "Dead! You're dead, you wretch! Ha ha ha, finally!" Regongar kicks Janush's corpse, laughing happily.
- "You're always helping scum like this for free. As if our own lives are easy!"
- "You know who we should make commanders? Not those boneheads from Brevoy, who dance around with their pig-stic
- "Hey, girl, cheer up! I know at least two who will never wear anything again — except their fine wooden boxes!
- Regongar clenches his fists. "For Calistria's sake, enough of this bullshit! Don't step between a man and his
- Octavia and Regongar exchange looks. "Looks like a trap."
- "Listen, pipsqueak... Advice is usually cheap, but this one's paid for off the hide of my back. Don't forgive
- "Ah, let him be. I'm not going to judge every stupid dog that bites someone in the wastelands. Besides, it loo
- "You have no idea how much!"
- The half-orc wears a jaunty grin.
- "So I've really been sold twice — first by my orc sow of a mother, who took some gold to push me and my brothe
- "I... I was just sitting at night... And, well... Thinking about things... And the flask... I kind of didn't n
- Regongar breaks the silence with a loud whisper. "I don't know about you... but I have no blasted idea what th
- The half-orc's eyes light up with excitement. "Just what I like to hear, . The troops will march today."
- The half-orc sips from the mug. "So, where was I? Ah, right! I'm standing on the barrel, pants off, groping al
- Regongar doesn't look well — he obviously didn't get much sleep last night. He stares at his feet anxiously, b
- "There, serves them right! Why talk to jerks?"
- "Right! Let's go make the goddess proud!"
- "Running missions for this freak? I'd rather chop him to pieces and... gobble 'em up! Ha ha!" Regongar smirks
- "I need to sleep more and think less. My head is filled with such bad thoughts lately... Last night I managed
- "What's the difference?!" You hear anger in the half-orc's voice. "It's just a cut! Like you care! Like anyone
- "Ha ha hmmm! It's getting hot in here! I think you'd better get a room..."
- "Octavia, quiet! We're trying to ambush them!"
- "But we didn't! We survived. We got out of there — so why not laugh now, huh?"
- "Great! Pray to your goddess, you little rats! She can't help you anyway, ha ha ha ha!"
- "That's a crazy idea. When your new 'soldiers' get homesick enough to put you on the rack, don't cry for my he
- "Hunh? W-What? Are we going already? I'm — a... I'm — almost ready!" Regongar's tongue is heavy. He's swaying
- Regongar clutches his head in mock horror. "Oh no, not that! Then I'm finished!"
- "It wasn't for no reason. If someone needs a thump on the head, it's me. It was me who was winding you up, rem
- "Ha! That's the spirit! If the conversation keeps up like this, a fight'll be on!"
- "Ha ha! About time! Let's have some fun!"
- "Heh... Me too."
- The half-orc frowns and looks away. "I don't know. Just thought I'd do it. I'm just a fool... Thanks for stepp
- "I know a couple wizards who would make perfect commanders. I'll handle everything."
- "You could call up the local citizens. However, all the volunteers are either already recruited or six feet un
- Regongar had already taken a deep breath to belt out a furious answer, but he just exhales and looks down, emb
- "That's right! This is how we deal with the Stag Lord's bandits!"
- "Which of the three?"
- "Fine, fine..."
- "They invented their pathetic toys because they had no magic. Why stoop to their level? After all, we do have
- The half-orc waves you away with pretentious indifference. "Don't pay any attention. Just some stupid thoughts
- "What?! This city is chock-full of killers and thugs. All sorts of scum that need to be kept in check. And now
- "Ha! That's what I like about you. Just look at him — such a tough guy before he met you, and now he's running
- "The Technic League kept us in a true hell. People stronger than me were dying every day. But I survived all r
- Grumbling resentfully, the half-orc obeys.
- Regongar sneers scornfully. "What, you too? Swordlords, no shit... even the peasants aren't afraid of them – w
- "Ha! Spot on. What do we care? The commoners can squabble all they want."
- "I'll strike a bargain with the mercenaries. I'd have joined them if I hadn't become your General. Loads of we
- Regongar sizes you up. "As you wish. But it's the last order you'll give me, . I'm tired of these arguments. I
- "'You have what you hold,' right. Your guards sure are brave against these paupers, but what do you think'll h
- "That's the spirit! What would we even talk about with these bandits? Let's just chop their heads off — the co
- "Ha ha ha... Someone is shy!" The half-orc chuckles. "She must be mortally boring in bed, huh, ?"
- "Ha ha ha! Well, I'm your right hand for a reason! Hey, shortie, give me the gems!"
- Regongar slams his fist on the table almost hard enough to break the table legs. "Cut the crap, deadbeat! Talk
- Regongar kisses your neck and whispers into the other ear, "Right now."
- Regongar bares his fangs in a grin of approval. "You sure can be convincing!"
- Regongar grins. "I like your attitude. I'll go get busy."
- "Thanks. And you know what? You can pry into my soul as much as you want — you've earned it. Full permission.
- "These things are creepy! I almost... centi-peed my pants! Ha ha ha!"
- Regongar cringes with disgust. "So the guards will loiter in the streets rather than clearing out the bandits'
- "Then I'll just go underground and start a guerilla war, ha ha!"
- "Hehehe... Hold on, you scum!"
- Regongar grins. "Ah, I don't care. Let them think of me however they want! There will be no rescue missions. W
- "You got any of that stuff on you? Just a little bit?" Regongar whispers suggestively, winking to the gnome.
- "And as far as the last part, that's definitely true. Me and my boys would have a much easier time if you let
- "We did! Turns out, she's- Stop, no, I'm shutting up. That's her news to tell you."
- "There, serves them right! Why talk to jerks?"
- "If I were you, I'd start looking for a new Warden. I'm not doing this any more. All I ever do here is get ang
- Regongar grins, pride glowing in his eyes. "You know, I've been thinking about which of our neighbors would be
- "Well, that's all for now. There's someone else who wants to talk to you, . You can do that without me, right?
- "Yes, lizards... Be afraid of us. Very, very afraid!"
- "Heh, that's right! He was an expert in fiery humor!"
- "Big time. After a scrap like that, the sky's the limit. Let's go!"
- "There's no use. It's been a long time coming... It's finally over, after a long and painful agony."
- "Ha ha hmm... Now I definitely have enough reasons to make it through alive. All right — let's get to it!"
- The half-orc bites his lip fiercely. "The truth, I guess… What the sober man thinks, the drunkard reveals."
- The half-orc turns and walks away from the burned settlement without looking at anyone.
- In return the half-orc just scoffs angrily.
- "No. She won't. You don't understand... It's been a long time coming."
- The half-orc squints. "You know which ones you need? Not the big dumb guys. No, you need fighters who want pow
- "Whoever you're speaking with... If they don't want your friends to overhear, maybe they aren't really looking
- "Well, there we go again. Working for the commoners instead of making them work for us…"
- "I think this slimeball's lying. A cobbler, sure! Everyone knows the Technic League's short on spies — of cour
- "You shouldn't swing your purse around like that, handsome. What's keeping us from just taking you out first i
- "I'll tell it like it is, — if there's one thing they hate, it's that I've brought this place to order! See, t
- "You got that right! It shows — a real baron! Everyone pees their pants and calls for their mommies as you app
- "Why do you keep pushing me away — and the more I try for you, the worse it gets? You know, it's just a word..
- "Fine, fine... What was that all about...?"
- "So we really met for a reason. The gods aren't good for much, of course, but sometimes they send gifts... Lik
- "Y-You do? Are you sure? Got... Got it! I'll just be a second!"
- Regongar talks fast, his face beaming with excitement. "Just wait until you hear this, ! A rare, exotic type o
- "I'm sorry too. You know, I am what I am, it's hard for me to be someone else. But I'll try, I will. Just don'
- "Yes! Hold on, Numerians — let's see how brave you really are!"
- "The lousy peasants! Who do they think they are?! , your subjects have taken to the streets, and dare to make
- "Hey, old geezer! Who the hell are you to test us? What are you, the oldest and wisest guy around? One swift k
- "The Sewer Rats! Wait, no, that's not it... The Crab Lice? The Threadbare Moles... Man, I just can't seem to r
- "What are you waiting for? He's getting away!"
- "So you prefer the guy with a big sword to the clever girl? That's pretty short-sighted. I'm disappointed, ."
- "Ha ha, that's right! We've got the best barony in all the River Kingdoms!"
- "Nightmares again?" The half-orc runs his fingers through Octavia's hair compassionately. "They just won't let
- "You were asking about us, right? Well, here we are. So what is it you want from us, hmm?"
- "You old scumbag, playing your games! You think we don't know it's a trap? Ha! We're ready for anything!"
- "Let's just keep the bauble! It's valuable, we took it — we should use it for ourselves!"
- "They captured the last of those shamans who were planning to poison the capital's food and water in. It happe
- Regongar jumps up from the table, runs outside, and slams the door.
- "If I were you, I'd start looking for a new Warden. I'm not doing this any more. All I ever do here is get ang
- Regongar's face turns sour. "Defense? How exciting... Ever since I was a kid I've yearned to sit in defense...
- "I'm ready. Let's go."
- "Well, the peasants finally got to me with all their nagging about bandits. But I'm fine, I can handle it. I'v
- "I couldn't sleep for half the night. Kept thinking about how much pain I stupidly caused Octavia — and now yo
- "Pfff! They're probably dead already! It takes so much work to raise a good fighter – and now we have to sacri
- "What?! This city is chock-full of killers and thugs. All sorts of scum that need to be kept in check. And now
- "Listen, I wanted to ask you... Imagine: all this constant hacking and slashing ends. Cyclopes, barbarians, ou
- "Why not! , what do you say?"
- "Heh heh heh... Depends what he can offer us for it!"
- "There are tons of diseases in Numeria that you won't find anywhere else. I guess they came along with those f
- "Sure... Lots of things." Regongar spits on the ground.
- Regongar severs the old man's head with a single slash of his sword, taking the charred mantle from the body a
- "Do you realize how lucky you are? An army like this can conquer all the Stolen Lands! They're finally real so
- Regongar opens the envelope and inspects the map with suspicion. "All right, we'll believe you for now. But if
- "But Janush... Ah, damn it! Fine, let him roll himself back to Numeria. Calistria's not blind — he'll get his
- Regongar chuckles. "Well, if that's what you want, then go — let the witch finish you off! I'll get to her on
- "Now I have nobody. Nobody... Except you."
- "You'd better just give it to us while we're asking nicely..."
- Regongar growls, annoyed. "Maybe we'll requisition some fluffy blankets too? Soldiers should learn to fight th
- "What do you think? Once you get someone outside, it's not that hard to beat some information out of them..."
- "Heh, we're going to have some fun! I'm going to punch you so hard, your arms'll fly to Numeria, and your legs
- "I do." The half-orc lowers his head.
- "Nice! I'll get right to it."
- The half-orc nods. "And I didn't listen to you. You wouldn't have had any reason to doubt me, if I didn't beha
- "Right! We're not going to start a chat with every stray mutt we come across!"
- "No, you forgive me. I keep trying to act up in front of you, to prove that I love you... When instead I shoul
- "Really? A kingdom?" Regongar whistles in surprise. "I'd certainly like to see what kind of kingdom they... ko
- "No, we won't! It's over. We'll never see him again. He knows we're stronger now — he won't risk crossing us a
- "My life isn't worth spit. I've got no need for myself, you know? I'm alive because you need me. For fighting.
- "Yes. Yes, of course. Sorry, I got droopy for a bit. Just ignore me!" The half-orc smirks crookedly with his b
- "Ha ha! Good one! All right, I'm ready to crawl into another underground hole for your sense of humor!"
- "No, it's my, my fault! But... why does it even matter? It's over now."
- "Great! Hold on, scales!"
- "Scorch this abomination, I say. This way it won't come back to life again."
- Regongar whispers to you softly, "Whoops, you shouldn't have said that... Here we go!"
- "Heh heh! Once we've taken care of Irovetti, maybe I'll go there to give lectures. With a special course on ga
- Regongar smirks at the merchant as he toys with his weapon.
- "Ha, that's a laugh! Come on, try it! Let's see how you do!"
- "Then maybe just for you I'll make sure I listen to the ones I love, and think about it before I say or anythi
- "At least your subjects won't be crowding the streets like useless sheeple."
- "Aha. You should have shifted your bones faster, granny. We've already splattered this 'incredible power' – or
- "Good thinking. Why would you even need me otherwise? Hah. Long story short, we're hanging the bastard."
- "I know. I always just think — what if?" Sighing, Regongar looks at you. "Thanks for asking him, though. I nev
- "I didn't get my hopes up. I just thought — what if? Heh..."
- Regongar looks a little banged up, and he smells like smoke. ", you know me. I would never cause alarm for no
- "Who wouldn't? Maybe Octavia herself... silly girl, so unlucky." Regongar shakes himself like a dog. "We live
- "In fact, it's for the better. It will make our fighters angry – and they're supposed to be angry! They need t
- "Oh dear... You shouldn't have said that. This is no joke for her — she'll shut you down after this. You know
- "Naturally, the savage gave us some lip while we questioned him. At one point he even spat his teeth at us, ha
- "Listen here, you crowned boar! You should be thankful even showed up at your stinking tournament!" Regongar s
- "Look how brave he is, . The big chief isn't the least bit afraid of us!" The half-orc inhales deeply. "Why do
- "Guilty or not — what difference does it make? My father and the rest of the tribe eluded me. I had to take it
- Regongar smiles angrily. "Good news finally! My guys were getting bored at their posts, but we've just now got
- "'Disappear', you say? Ha ha hmmm... That can easily be arranged…"
- "If I were you, I'd start looking for a new Warden. I'm not doing this any more. All I ever do here is get ang
- "Great news! More and more bulettes are being spotted in that region, what's it called… I heard that some trad
- "Ha ha, this is going to be fun. The subjects of other countries won't be running through our borders any more
- Regongar looks at the bones scattered in the grass, baffled. "Brother..."
- "You never like anything. Don't kill this one, don't say that... Do you like me at all? Do you even still love
- Regongar chuckles. "Anyhow, we caught the poor sod, the court found him guilty, and all we need from you is a
- "But it really was for you! What's so wrong about it? You know, I love you and I'm ready to do anything for yo
- "Sure... Oh! I tore it."
- ", I just had a brawl with one of Golden Shields' patrols! This barkeep wanted to make a little extra for hims
- "What an adorable thing." He takes his eyes off the whip and looks directly at you. "Let me have this delightf
- "Heh... Gobble 'em up, get it? Hmm..." Realizing no one liked his pun, Regongar scowls and spits on the ground
- "Fine. So why did I come here? Ah right! I was thinking – your soldiers need to sleep somewhere. It's time we
- "There, serves them right! Why talk to jerks?"
- "What's there to talk about? I can't even explain to myself what's going on. I just want to drink, or die, or
- "Shut your trap, animal!" Regongar spits at the werewolf, then looks at you, grinning in triumph. "His mane'll
- Regongar's voice dulls, and he speaks slowly, like a growling dog preparing to attack. "'If?' 'If?' So after a
- "Are you sure about that?" The half-orc bares his fangs in a grin. Sparks dance along his fingers.
- "Didn't I, though? You could say we... bumped him off as part of a speedy trial. A military field trial, right
- "Let's just slaughter them all and be done with it!"
- Regongar stands beneath a tree, gloomily looking down on the city below. "Ah, there you are. Well... we found
- The half-orc looks gloomily at you, then at Valerie, and back at you — then turns away without saying a word.
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