"So I see two solutions here: a bad one and a glorious one. We could send a whole regiment of guards to the vi

"So I see two solutions here: a bad one and a glorious one. We could send a whole regiment of guards to the villages, tell them to dig in and hope that the barbarians run out of the woods and stick themselves on their spears. Or, we could do it like this: I'll gather a small squad of my best boys and girls, and assign 'em to a captain I know — a smart fellow, thinks on his feet. They'll scour the area, find these blasted savages, and rip off their hairy... well, they'll know what kinds of things are best to rip off. So, what say you? Not a bad idea, eh?"