"So I've really been sold twice — first by my orc sow of a mother, who took some gold to push me and my brothe

"So I've really been sold twice — first by my orc sow of a mother, who took some gold to push me and my brother out, never to see us again. Then my father chose which of us to keep and which to sell to the slavers. Treated like an animal my whole life. I'm surprised I'm not barking on all fours!"