"You know who we should make commanders? Not those boneheads from Brevoy, who dance around with their pig-stic

"You know who we should make commanders? Not those boneheads from Brevoy, who dance around with their pig-stickers. No, we should hire spellcasters instead! Our regular bonebreaker troops won't whisper a word against a wizard. They're too afraid of getting lightning thrown in their face. And just imagine what terror they'll bring to the battlefield. Not like those Swordlords – Choral mopped the floor with them!"