"It starts the same, and then... 'Item four, the most important one: the participant must say TENTACLES at lea

"It starts the same, and then... 'Item four, the most important one: the participant must say TENTACLES at least every ten words.' Oh my, someone has such a delicate and brilliant sense of tentacles. Humor. Who would have thought! Someone so sophisticated, eloquent, and tentacles, such as I... Ahem, actually I meant to say, 'someone as tentacles as I'. Sophisticated! As I... would fill his speech with tentacles... Nooo! I refuse to believe this is really happening!"