- Speed
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Base attributes
- Charisma
- 10
- Constitution
- 10
- Dexterity
- 14
- Intelligence
- 18
- Strength
- 10
- Wisdom
- 8
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- The gnome shrugs. "The Host said so. Well, are you going to keep wasting time? Read the rules and we'll start.
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- "We want our piece of the pie too, of course! I'm looking forward to getting my hands on the agents who are re
- "I think of it as everyone at once. All countries are tied together by a chain of intrigue. Some would send th
- "I know why you applied such effort, – why you turned this wasteland into an advanced, wealthy, and prosperous
- "It started with turning random passers-by into frogs. It ended in the mass murder of innocent citizens by mon
- "If you thought you might change my mind by inviting me to decide, I'm afraid you were mistaken. I shall refus
- "If I ever Bleach and turn into something like this, please kill me. Just kill me."
- "Item four, the most important one: the participant must say TENTACLES at least every ten words." What's this
- "Your citizens are grateful to you, . Thanks to you, their pockets are filled. Strange that it's not me they'r
- "Some appreciation that is! Look, you can't just serve any old swill to the monster that swallowed your friend
- "The Assassins Guild and Poisoners Guild are equal in power. Both have plenty of money, spies, and connections
- "That would be tentacles. Oh Desna, help me! I meant that would be tentacles. Ach! It was I who requested the
- "Come back when you run out of clever ideas again."
- Amazingly, Jubilost sighs with relief.
- "Just in case, I feel I must remind you — the Order of the Rack is a cult of narrow-minded fanatics who persec
- "When Galt was flooded with the blood of the revolution, many nobles and wealthy merchants sought shelter in G
- Jubilost casually waves his hand. "Ask away."
- "Very well, I'll just tell you. It's old Tragshi, that schemer and poisoner. She's wise, like any woman of her
- "Here's my expert opinion: the situation looks quite bad, and you must decide carefully here. Interfering in t
- Jubilost looks at the ghost, shaken. It seems to be one of those rare moments that the gift of speech is lost
- "We start to lose color – literally. Our skin and hair become pale, and the worst thing is that our soul loses
- "I certainly do. I'm too generous not to share my thoughts and journeys with other minds who search for knowle
- "Some value! I thought you found some work notes, or research results... Well, everyone has their own idea of
- "Look, , we've suddenly stumbled into the middle of a fight between Litran and Gralton. I don't know who might
- Jubilost chuckles contentedly. "Oh, I'm only joking. Although I do respect the way you dealt with this mess of
- Jubilost turns to you. "Let's cut his head off and call it a day. Attempting assaults on famous cartographers
- "Oh. You're overdoing it. If you push too hard, they won't want to meet you at the negotiation table later. Th
- "But guess who helped me? Xae, our insane ghost friend from the dungeons under the Candlemere! Though she's no
- "But let's get back to the First World. The Eldest possess the power to keep matter in the First World in a mo
- "If only you knew, young Lander, how much I'll miss you when you unexpectedly lose your head over this stupid
- "Such infectious enthusiasm! I think I can already offer you a book or two by the famous Jubilost Narthropple.
- "Hm... To be honest, this is not the best decision. You've let a wolf into your house to get rid of the rats.
- Jubilost fixes his glasses nervously. It's the only chink in his nonchalant facade. "If this 'gift' cannot hel
- Jubilost nods approvingly. "Everything is already in motion. Your decision was so obvious that it hadn't even
- "So, we're just going to leave it as it is?!"
- Jubilost exhales at last. "I believe I've managed to explain the basics of logical thinking. No need to thank
- "One more stronghold for freedom of speech! I could never have imagined I'd someday be saying these words abou
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- ", surely you realize that once you enter into intrigue, you will attract very close attention. All our neighb
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- "Do we really need to talk to this person? The kindest words I could give a member of the Order of the Rack wo
- Jubilost becomes sarcastic. "There's something I don't quite understand. Why did you offer this position to me
- "It starts the same, and then... 'Item four, the most important one: the participant must routinely enter desp
- "Well you've asked the right person. I am an expert in studying the First World. Give me your questions."
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- Jubilost wrinkles his lips. "I haven't the opportunity yet. Unfortunately. My studies of the First World are l
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- "The cyclopes believed that the soul leaves the body through the eye socket... The incense smoke is supposed t
- "No, no, never mind. Certainly not drunkards. Of course."
- "In that case, he's in for one unforgettable audience today."
- "Never have I inhaled anything, nor do I intend to. And I find it highly unlikely that a whole caste of intell
- "We've captured a spy. You'd be surprised to learn where he came from. He's from Daggermark, the capital of es
- "Perfect. The merchants would rather hand over their own mothers than lose their goods. They traveled a long w
- "It seems to me that you are spinning these wild tales on the go. I very much doubt they have anything to do w
- "That's for the best. Only by openly renouncing them can we really take up and finish their job. If we accepte
- "There's been a mistake, . Someone – I don't yet know exactly who – played us. The double agent that came to u
- "Then I'll hold true to my first instinct. I do not need this gift."
- Jubilost throws a speculative glance at you. "Some have tried to blame me for a sleazy romance novel called Th
- "Do you think so?" Jubilost looks at you above his glasses. "Why ever not, if I may ask? Perhaps you confuse s
- "We're finally on top of the enemy spy we've been tracking. An ordinary scribe from Gralton was plotting again
- "The Grey Gardeners have a more attractive enemy than us – and they're nearer to hand as well! Of course I'm s
- "Of course, what could be better than wasting precious tentacles on discovering the motives of the fey? Each o
- "This inane war between the two countries was bound to happen eventually. At least we might profit from it. Th
- "I'm so tired of your whining! If avarice is so bad, why don't you take out your last coins from your pockets
- Jubilost takes off his glasses in astonishment and starts wiping the lenses. "Are you serious? Do you have a p
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- Jubilost taps his chin with a finger. "Hmm. Hmmmm. Of course, this is an amazing phenomenon, but I can't think
- "I can't believe we're wasting precious time because you..." Jubilost trails off, then coughs. "Actually, I kn
- "It's amazing that you managed to get here, . I kept hoping that this wasn't going to happen, and bloodshed co
- "You know, , our spies finally seem to be everywhere. It's a most unusual experience. Sometimes I feel like a
- Jubilost lets his glasses fall to the tip of his nose as he sizes you up, annoyed. "So it's like that, is it?
- "So, you're just being your usual self! Remind me to never sit at a card table with you."
- ", do you remember? The fate of the gno..." Jubilost suddenly stops talking. He open and closes his mouth, but
- "Item four, the most important one: the participant must assume the shape of a giant frog!" Jubilost looks puz
- "Hm... To be honest, this is not the best decision. You've let a wolf into your house to get rid of the rats.
- "I can't believe we're wasting precious time because you..." Jubilost trails off, then coughs. "Actually, I kn
- "Ahem. You know, you are right. I will add a paragraph somewhere near the end, telling readers that the barony
- "They came here in ancient times from the First World. You do know what the First World is, right? If you don'
- "But don't you dare imagine that everything I do is just for fear of the Bleaching! I tell people the truth ab
- "It wanted nothing more than to bloom! To spread seeds that rip people apart from the inside! No, — this 'flow
- "Well? Can you add it all up and find the right answer yet?"
- "Not remotely."
- Jubilost looks back toward the camp you spent the night in. He opens his mouth as if to speak, but he instead
- "Splendid! I knew you couldn't hide from me forever, you elusive dwarven outpost!" Jubilost digs the map out o
- Jubilost quickly writes something down in his notebook. "World hatching from an egg... Longtail Empire... Moun
- "Your Highness, an ambassador of trade union in Daggermark has arrived at your court. The union is asking for
- "Some I use in my articles and books. Others I will share with the audience next time I speak at Forae Logos i
- "I was born in Taldor, if you must know. The empire is in decline nowadays, but still cherishes the illusion o
- Jubilost looks at you for several moments, his eyes narrow. "I told you already, I like to be alive. I assure
- "Wait a moment... I think I can understand some of this. Let me see..."
- "Here's another piece of advice, then: you should learn to see the essence rather than being distracted by col
- "Among my scientific works, I'd recommend the range of articles published in National Alchemy. If you prefer l
- "I could abuse your trust and stamp out coins with my own face on them. But why should I? My face already deco
- Jubilost smiles slightly. "You think you're that crafty? Building your first kingdom without duties or taxes?
- "Naturally, the main concern of my expedition would be the safety of its leader, namely me. It would be extrem
- "HELL NO! We will not waste a precious question to find out the motives of the fey. We've far more important t
- "It's clear that you'd be lost without the benefit of a superior intelligence. Obviously, these kobolds have l
- Ha! IT WAS ME!"
- Jubilost folds his hands on his chest. "We did. I might still fail to understand why you sent us the long way
- "That's sabotage!" The huge frog can't keep his peace, and croaks in indignation. "Turning me – me! – into a g
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- Jubilost sniffs with contempt and waves his hand in the general direction of the kobold. "Let him go, if you w
- "Glory. Say 'glory'. Jubilost stops, stressed, obviously waiting for the curse to work.
- "You must remain sober, and never play with someone more skilled in shuffling the deck. You don't want to be t
- "What is this?! Am I – I! – a frog?!"
- "Don't forget you also tried to steal my cart, assshole!" Jubilost spits on the ground. "Dammit, even his hiss
- "I understand. The firm-handed approach, the iron rule. Don't be offended, but Razmir is still more hated and
- "Of course. I just can't wait to pay a visit to Lady Nyrissa. I should like to help her become history — both
- "You've had all the fun you wanted, I hope! What are you looking at? Finish him off now, before he's done cast
- "She looks Bleached." Jubilost's voice is grim.
- "I'm no prophet, but here's my prediction: the prisoners will burn, the Maestro will escape, and you'll still
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- Jubilost gives you a critical stare. "It's fortunate, then, that this problem doesn't trouble your lands at al
- "Indeed, they remember much — if only they were more eager to share!"
- "Ha! Moon has left her path! But now who can explain to me why the Host didn't simply tell us, 'go to the dung
- "What am I hearing! A respected scholar, an author of so many books, articles, and memorandums... lied? Unbeli
- "Familiar rhetoric about the internal beast. We should have sent you to the Inconsequent Debates — you'd smoot
- "This is no way to settle scores. What do you hope to accomplish? To instill fear? They were bound to fear us
- "We must clear the infestation from our ranks at once! This should be done by someone from the outside, someon
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- "Dear sir, I've got one thousand one hundred and twenty-seven questions for you. Approximately." Jubilost coug
- "Greetings, baron! Let's not beat around the bush: you and I simply must discuss taxes."
- "By the way, do you remember the Daggermark Guild that tried to throw sand in our gears? Our response has the
- "...He is also an unsurpassed singer, a skilled hunter, an excellent horseman, and able to bake fancy breads w
- "It starts the same, and then... 'Item four, the most important one: the participant must say TENTACLES at lea
- "My hat's off, young lady. You and your... sister, I take it? – You're quite good actresses. Or perhaps Jubilo
- "She is dying from the Bleaching." Jubilost's voice is grim.
- "Oh. You're overdoing it. If you push too hard, they won't want to meet you at the negotiation table later. Th
- "I implore you to embrace this message and refrain from further dealings with them. Do not think of vengeance,
- Jubilost becomes sarcastic. "There's something I don't quite understand. Why did you offer this position to me
- "All of Golarion is my home. I am a citizen of the world. Some might say my home is Absalom, that great old pa
- "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is precisely how most merchants in Absalom do business."
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- Jubilost adjusts his glasses. "It does my heart good to see how reasonable and patient you can be. Believe me,
- Jubilost becomes sarcastic. "There's something I don't quite understand. Why did you offer this position to me
- "Let's build up to a logical conclusion together. So, starting with the obvious... A cleric's services cost se
- "I fear it's time I bring my service to an end. There is simply no way for me to continue my work as your Trea
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- "Finding the true owners of these things would be a hard and thankless job, while taking these trinkets for yo
- "This is a list of things that tumbled out of the wall of your own basement, as the workers were undertaking r
- "I believe that magic is the future of espionage. This is a wise decision."
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- "Aha! That's the 'random gnome' who received the gift of the Eldest!"
- "Then, while we were off fighting someone else's war, our real enemy sent in spies to infiltrate our ranks! I
- "Tell me, which do you value more. – An artificial smile? Or an honest attitude, bolstered by friendly advice
- Jubilost clears his throat. "Allow me, as a specialist, to share some knowledge with you, my ignorant companio
- "The oracles have been given the gift of divination by their Irori, the god of knowledge and self-perfection.
- "Those scouts must have had a great feast to your health, but without moving a finger! How naive to pay for su
- "We have the answer and yet we don't. But what an adventure! , we'll have to discuss this further on our retur
- "Aha, I see, that's what your barony needs most! Forget roads, trading houses, farms — a troll sanctuary is wh
- "I've brought a petitioner with me, Leymar Tinch – a famous expert on everything regarding alcohol and the bev
- Jubilost doesn't let you get a single word in edgewise. Apparently, he's uninterested in your reaction, and is
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- "I am surprised to hear this from you. Didn't we agree on the importance of self-sacrifice, back when we discu
- "What is this I hear?! A kobold, a fellow tribesman of unforgettable Tartuk – damn his tentacles – has decided
- "I'd be happy to participate in researching this amazing sample... but I suppose this time it might be wise to
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- The color drains from Jubilost's face as he frantically grabs for his hair. But once he realizes he's been foo
- "This is absurd! As if we didn't already have enough problems with Gralton! Let's pile on a little more! They'
- "At last a word I don't mind screaming. KNOWLEDGE! From birth, a person begins accumulating knowledge, and it
- "Officially, I must mention the third option. The Grey Gardeners. Good executioners, but poor soldiers. If we
- "Let's see, let's see... We are dealing with fey and the First World, and they told us clearly that trivial an
- "I'll need some time to finish my article. Until then I'll stay at your capital. I'm sure you don't mind? Grea
- "It may be the only way to bring some sort of civilization to this forsaken corner of the world. However, if y
- "Well well. It's not the first time I've been asked to leave a state, so I shouldn't be surprised. But now I f
- "Then I shall arrange that the funds be directed to the restoration of the villages." A contented smile crosse
- "By the way, do you recall when that Daggermark guild tried to throw sand in our gears? Our response encourage
- "Gralton somehow learned that we consigned their spies to death. In retaliation, they arrested our own people
- "You know, ... As much as I struggle to keep your domain from economic collapse, you – you make every effort t
- "It's a rare moment when I'm happy to keep talking about tentacles. If I had tentacles, I'd use them to choke.
- Jubilost cordially greets you with a document. "Baron! You will never guess what your Treasurer is holding." H
- "It's no mystery why. It's because of the Grey Gardeners – their monastery is also there, in Litran to be prec
- "It starts the same, and then... 'Item four, the most important one: the participant must say TENTACLES at lea
- "I'm sorry to interject into this emotional discussion, but... I support Jaethal. This ritual may be immoral,
- "Considering that question is asked by a representative of the fey, the answer could be anything from 'singing
- "I fear it's time I bring my service to an end. There is simply no way for me to continue my work as your Trea
- Jubilost grins. "The only thing that puts you above me is your size, Willas. And even that isn't so impressive
- Jubilost takes out his notebook with a sigh. "Go on, my big-eared friend. You deserve your own chapter in my u
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- "What a disgusting alliance. Don't think for a moment that I approve of cooperating with them. I always try to
- "Another way to distract Litran's attention is the Order of Vengeance, a secret society in Gralton. They are a
- Jubilost nods solemnly. "I knew you would follow my advice."
- "Just a moment! Why on earth do you call me an opiumist?! Who came up with that?!"
- ", the movement of goods through our lands continues to grow. It's time we exercised your right to charge fees
- "Does that mean that this was all in vain?"
- "Using a thousand-year-old undead cyclops for... for fishing! Baron, you need to order this village surrounded
- "I see your strategy. You'd rather be broke, so long as you're loved by the crowd. I sincerely hope your soul
- ", your subjects truly are savages. My, how the peasants hate paying their taxes! As if they preferred the Sta
- "I thank you for this permission. Can I have it in writing – in case you forget someday?"
- "You should place a tax on goods for the rich, and on craft materials for artisans. They both have enough inco
- "Let us assume for the moment that I've changed... matured." Jubilost avoids looking at Octavia, but it's obvi
- "What? I'm sorry, I got distracted – those mosquitoes are so delicious..." The frog stops for a moment and the
- Jubilost stares at you with interest. "Yes, I've met plenty of pompous blockheads who believed they had the ri
- "Where their path ended? I don't see a mountain of skulls below this rune. Some historians have lost their dip
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- "Notes on our adventures. Good ideas that come to mind. I don't know how it is with you, but in my case, my mi
- Jubilost nods approvingly. "I can see you like reasonable solutions, and do not stray to the extremes. This is
- "There's a theory that gods used the First World as a training ground, to practice their ability to create mat
- "Tartuk is the purple bastard who tried to abscond with my cart. And to top that off, he's apparently the best
- "Of course. The fey. And all their relatives, and all their relatives' relatives. And then some more fey besid
- "Ah, typical gratitude for dwarven clans... Just so you know, : when they say they're in irredeemable debt, it
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- "Well this throws some sand in the clockwork. The blue outfit and heron insignia indicate this is an important
- "As you know, every decent plan must have at least seven layers of lies to cover the truth. Well, maybe this i
- "The day I can simply be 'satisfied' with something, I'll Bleach."
- "I'm not subject to anyone, so I cannot swear fealty, but I have nothing to say against a king such as this!"
- "I summoned several of our agents back to the capital. They will share with the guards the expertise they gain
- "Seems we have a promising expedition to the depths of the First World ahead of us. If in the course of our re
- "…Says the king of dimwits."
- "Unfortunately, to do this I can't just gather up all the gnomes and send them marching through the nearest po
- "This is no way to settle scores. What do you hope to accomplish? To instill fear? They were bound to fear us
- Jubilost smiles slightly. "You think you're that crafty? Building your first kingdom without duties or taxes?
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- ", wait! I need to talk to her!"
- Jubilost's eyes widen. He pulls a notepad from his pocket and flips through it frantically, looking between it
- "The answer can't be the money, then. So what is it? Let's explore further. Surely you've noticed that I'm a r
- "Ah, tongue. One can flap one's tongue. Traps are things to be shut." The gnome's face withers under Amiri's g
- "Odd business, trying to intimidate a troll. We ARE food for them. Imagine if something you eat, let's say a c
- ", I know this is unexpected... but let's just leave it be. I'm ready to participate in the debates. Even like
- "I apologize in advance, if another screaming fit is about to start. But PLEASE LET'S LEAVE THEM BE! I'M READY
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- "Take it, take it," says Jubilost protectively. "Believe me, traveling is contagious. You take one small step
- "Thanks for your understanding. After all, I work for all the inhabitants of the Inner Sea region. By the way,
- "I can't believe it! This was all in vain! You didn't ask about the most important thing!"
- "Hmm. This sounds reasonable. I'll make a few inquiries."
- Jubilost turns his head from side to side, throws his hands in the air as if trying to close his mouth. "! I'm
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- Jubilost becomes sarcastic. "There's something I don't quite understand. Why did you offer this position to me
- "In the list of all the job offers I've ever received, that will be honorably placed in the 'I'm ready to cry'
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- "No, I can't bear this! Are you saying that the last rule was written in? Some other participant must have don
- "We will levy taxes on goods for the rich and for artisans, thus ensuring that everyone takes a reasonable sta
- "Indeed! But it shan't prevent me from receiving an answer to my tentacles... As you probably know, after leav
- "This is absurd! As if we didn't already have enough problems with Gralton! Let's pile on a little more! They'
- Jubilost's gestures are abrupt, his voice betrays uncertainty. "Despite all our secrecy, someone in Litran dis
- "You want me to READ THIS NONSENSE?! FINE! It's not going to get any worse..."
- "THAT'S JUST GREAT! It looks like someone decided to play a joke on the participants! And how do I come across
- "Flyting was likely canceled due to my arrival, I suspect. More's the pity — I lost the chance to earn myself
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- "We could pass this information to Litran, and thus condemn these spies to death. The Grey Gardeners would app
- "Shyka, the Eldest of Time, informed her that for this she has to thank a king from Golarion and some young —
- Seeing that you're unable to understand the old kobold, Jubilost exhales noisily.
- "You know, the line between persistence and importunity is very thin. And you risk crossing that line." Jubilo
- "According to the understanding I've accumulated, the gnomes were an immortal race until some of our especiall
- "Ha! That's what you get for sticking your long nose and greedy fingers where they don't belong! Hm-m... This
- "Typical for Master Gunderson! I wouldn't be surprised if, after this conversation, our poor timid friend will
- "Trembling in fear for one's family makes for poor spying. You'll make her unpredictable. Irrational. Ultimate
- "Very wise. A generous payment would... smooth things over. Even the most powerful ruler appreciates a bit of
- "Naturally, this immortality has influenced the way First World inhabitants think. For instance, fey enjoy mis
- "Wonderful. Our fearless baron, who, mind you, has not at all taken leave of any of his senses, except for the
- "Well, that's strong criticism, but I may deserve it. In that case, I'll listen to your advice, . I will accep
- "Looks like that's our Moon. I'd like to know what 'leaving her path' means to her. And more importantly – how
- "Mainly through magic portals, created by skilled magicians. But the price of such a portal is usually in exce
- "He's kind of right... No, of course, I'm glad we've stopped his bony majesty's plans — but just imagine what
- "What has the world come to? To see a gnome ask another gnome about the history of the gnome race. The gaps in
- "That was a joke, right?" Insult, doubt and resentment chase each other over Jubilost's face. "Well, I admit,
- "That's the curse of our race, which only struck after the gnomes left the First World. To put it simply, gnom
- "We can solve the problem by planting a bomb in the Guild's headquarters or by spreading rumors to slander her
- "Normally I wouldn't recommend such a stratagem... But this is precisely the sort of situation where it's appr
- "But not every death is final. I understood completely how the primal gnomes felt, when I returned to life her
- "I hope you won't be troubled by a touch of hypocrisy. The peasants will hear you denounce Taxmasters, and tha
- Jubilost is writing in his notebook, looking as focused as usual. "! I didn't expect you to get here so soon.
- "Hundreds and thousands of gold coins, wasted on decorating some pompous shed... I could name dozens of better
- Jubilost cringes, removes his glasses and rubs his eyes. "Mark my words, baron, your love for easy money will
- Jubilost opens his mouth for a moment, raises his finger... But then only sighs, nodding silently to Ekun.
- "We must ransom them, and if we can't come to an economical compromise, then we should make them fall silent,
- "We failed to identify the owner of the package. But judging from its contents, this specialist is dangerous.
- "Sure, it figures! You're willing to believe just about anyone!"
- "It's worth considering who we are dealing with. In Daggermark, your power and privilege depend directly upon
- "This is wise. I'll send ambassadors to Gralton. We must make peace – and then figure out how things could hav
- "Indeed, you can meet my brethren in most unexpected places. Which makes the expression 'unexpected places' po
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- "Phew!" Jubilost raises his eyebrow and puts hands on his hips. "The solution of someone who loves potboilers!
- Jubilost frowns. "I remember discussing something similar with you after the Inconsequent Debates. I must admi
- "Gralton has many groups vying for power: the Wise, the Order of Vengeance, the Nameless, the Hand That Takes,
- Jubilost simply turns away from Amiri, seemingly unfazed by the menacing barbarian.
- Jubilost looks sincerely upset. "I wanted to help you during the debate, Lady Nyrd! Yes, despite your love of
- Jubilost, who was listening surprisingly carefully, leans over to you and says quietly, "Do you see it now? 'W
- "But it would be wrong to think of the First World as the plane of total destruction. Creation is just as impo
- "An unexpected encounter at an unexpected place." Jubilost frowns. "I fear your pranks have gone too far, Lady
- "Yes, that's the best thing we could do. What do you say, Host? Can you take what you're offering me, and give
- "I don't know how often you go to the treasury, but I go quite often indeed, as my service requires. Well, the
- "Ha. The offender will be brought to us before I can say, "An accidental fire wiped out their depots!"
- "You know, ... As much as I struggle to keep your domain from economic collapse, you – you make every effort t
- "Well, seeing as it isn't your decision to make, I suppose you'll just have to suffer living in my shadow for
- "I'm working on 'The Ultimate List of Undead Elven Noble Complaints.' Stupid zombies, stupid barbarians, stupi
- "I can't believe we're wasting precious time because you..." Jubilost trails off, then coughs. "Actually, I kn
- "Such remarkable chattiness. Though wait, you've spent — how many years locked alone in a dark dungeon? I supp
- "All right, don't try to guess. It's lady Janna Smilos, the head of the Assassins Guild. She's fearsome, smart
- "Sure. Now I've seen EVERYTHING."
- "Hmm. Goblins are willing to eat anything, but still, how hungry does one need to be to start hunting spiders?
- "Far from trying! She did kill me! Not that I was unprepared for such an outcome, but it's still an unpleasant
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- Jubilost raises his head and closes his notebook. "Ah, it's you. How can I help you?"
- As Jubilost listens to the story, he opens his mouth to interrupt, but then he closes it as he realizes the fu
- Jubilost eyes Willas up and down. "So many titles for a single piece of mediocrity."
- Jubilost stares at you with interest. "Yes, yes, duty. Protecting your subjects and restoring order. Objective
- "That's the fey for you."
- "Head forward, then take to the right. And if you're looking for work, my advice would be to find a traveling
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- ", we know who's been waging a war of spies against us! It's the leader of one of the two major guilds in Dagg
- "I've heard this request so many times… Well, as we're traveling together, I suppose I can give you an intervi
- "I summoned several agents back to the capital. They will enlighten our ambassadors in intrigue and the art of
- "For the record, this is the way for us to get our own currency at our disposal, which will have a positive im
- Jubilost inspects the markings closely. "What have we here? Some sort of puzzle? Interesting, let me see... Ah
- "The famous name of Jubilost Narthropple is known even in the most remote corners of the world!"
- "I often hear praise of the intelligence and business acumen of Daggermark's citizens, but never any praise of
- Jubilost becomes sarcastic. "There's something I don't quite understand. Why did you offer this position to me
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- "I will grant our consent to Daggermark's representatives. We'll see who's craftier."
- "Oh my. Just..." Jubilost stands with his mouth open for a few moments, obviously at a loss for words, then si
- "It should be easy to convince Lord Livondar that there was a conspiracy against him. There have been plenty o
- "So, back to your question... it was I who asked the baron's help in the Inconsequent Debates. THE VICTORY WIL
- "You want to know my name, crow? I'm Jubilost Narthropple, so fly along and inform your dim-witted master that
- "Run! Of course, that's probably not going to help, but..."
- "Easy there! If you've decided to act the fool and start talking to yourself, at least stop shouting!"
- Jubilost becomes sarcastic. "There's something I don't quite understand. Why did you offer this position to me
- "Our grand old friends, and their grand old habit of speaking in riddles!"
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- "Look, , we've suddenly stumbled into the middle of a fight between Litran and Gralton. I don't know who might
- "I'll only end up saying 'tentacles', so why ask me? Tentacles is NOT the answer to the question, I hope you u
- "But spontaneous portals are rather dangerous. – You never know what's lurking on the other side. Only despera
- Jubilost tilts his head, peering at you. "I've written a fair number of articles and essays on my journeys. An
- "I am the VICTIM OF A TASTELESS AND PRIMITIVE BUT NEVERTHELESS RATHER VILE PRANK!" Jubilost catches his breath
- "Of course, I'm famous enough for my admirers to follow my every move. But still, I'd like to know – how did y
- "Ha ha, hoo! That has to be one of the most childish, tasteless, awkward rebukes I've heard in my life! Yes, d
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- "Oh really? In case you hadn't noticed, I've been here from the start. Or perhaps after the open lecture in th
- "I'm glad we understand each other. Well, my decision isn't changing. I decline the gift of the Eldest!"
- "Do you want to hear my opinion? This business will fail. Halfling alcohol is like fruit juice for the other r
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- "Ah, so it all ended with a boring theology exam. Not surprising."
- "Let's just consider the tentacles. Who else would decide to make everyone else say 'tentacles'? And who else
- "You hear that? Why, he's a natural-born book publisher! You wouldn't believe how many times I found myself si
- "I can't believe I'm hearing this — but perhaps it's proof that Pitax facial powders do cause dementia after a
- "It starts the same, and then... 'Item four, the most important one: the participant must assume the shape of
- Jubilost chuckles. "Next time you should pay more attention to your ramblings. I've gotten quite used to them
- "I suppose the old saying is true: luck favors the fool and the drunkard..."
- "I hope you are smart enough to see that it's tentacles. Answer 'It's own will'. There is at least one mountai
- Jublilost stares at you, then nods slowly. "You see, I enjoy being alive. I like to eat pancakes in the mornin
- "I'm glad that my example has proven to you how valuable a well-rounded outlook can be."
- "Children's games. Great!"
- "Judging by the discolorations on his pants, I'd say he spots rabbits regularly."
- "A heap of senseless mumble instead of a..."
- "By the way, do you remember the Daggermark Guild that tried to throw sand in our gears? Our response has the
- "Jubilost Narthropple, the hero who returned the gnomes home. It has a nice ring to it, wouldn't you say?"
- "It's commonly assumed that the Eldest rule it. They are overseers, but more just a glorified version of fey l
- "Wait... So all these troubles could have been avoided if we'd simply talked when we first met? That is to say
- Jubilost chuckles contentedly. "I'm only joking, of course. Although there's much that commands respect. When
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- "Just like that, without considering the risks? Of course, it's entirely up to you, baron, although I'd remind
- "Very well, so be it."
- "Amazing! We'll be competing against the inarticulate kin of unforgettable Tartuk!"
- "If you had even rudimentary knowledge of ancient cyclops culture, you wouldn't be so eager to see their recip
- "Once, the gnomes were immortal relatives of the fey." Jubilost sighs.
- "That is tough but fair. Espionage is a trade for those who are ready to sweep their conscience under the rug.
- "But guess who helped me? The unforgettable Nyrd Zottenropple! She seems to be settling into the First World q
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- "Now THAT'S interesting. Better than your usual whipped-up stories about life in Kelesh!"
- "Jobs are plentiful, that's true. But wages are minimal — judging by your guards' salaries. Thanks for remindi
- "At least you are not taking the shirts off their backs. Very well, I shall execute your order, baron."
- "The voice of reason? I certainly didn't expect that here. I suppose even Numerian barbarians can be capable o
- "Now all I have to do is finish my article for 'The Independence' about the state of affairs in your barony."
- Jubilost turns to the ghost. He seems most excited. "Tell me... you are a gnome from the First World, right? H
- "That's your right. But you shouldn't interfere in a squabble between two other countries. It's none of our co
- The gnome raises an eyebrow. "Oh? Have you thought this idea through?"
- "Oh, an experiment, then? With us as the subjects? A delightful idea, I can't wait! Well then, I bid you all a
- "We managed to fill the treasury. Overflow it, in fact. Literally. The abundance of gold in the royal treasury
- "It looks like someone's idea of a tentacles. I'll find that joker and make him eat my tentacles! Ugh! With in
- "My pleasure, my pleasure!"
- "Diplomats are spies with public credentials. The secrets of neighboring monarchs are more valuable than their
- "Likewise."
- "If I start screaming again, our rivals could overhear us! But I'll have to risk it. Answer 'It's own will.' I
- "Imagine that! A barony with no roads, guards, or even the slightest hint of civilization, but hey — they have
- "Typical for the primitive societies" whispers Jubilost. "Visit any village of three mud huts, and people will
- "Forgive me for interfering into a conversation between illustrious persons. I just meant to inquire — how is
- "Hopefully, once this mob of aristocrats stops fighting, they won't remember what the whole thing started with
- "However, your people won't get off so easily. Numbers of them join the Taxmasters, followers of Abadar – they
- "Judging by the odor, I can tell exactly what the main ingredient in this 'paint' is."
- "Thinking about your conscience? I know, conscience is important for a ruler. It must be kept clear. But we sp
- "I don't want to upset you, my friend, but you're such an idiot."
- "Just like that? 'No'? Just 'no'?! Final and absolute 'no' without any nuances and explanations?!" Jubilost's
- "That would be me. I asked for the baron's help in this tentacles – ach! – in this endeavor because winning wi
- "This. Is. Not. Funny. Are you saying the last tentacles was – ahem, the last rule was written in? Some other
- "So, we shall put an end to the illegal trade of stolen goods in these lands. What music to my ears! You heed
- Jubilost listens to the lizardfolk closely, humming under his breath, and makes a few notes in his notebook.
- "Monsters roaming the roads, minimal educational level, and a traveler needs some unprecedented luck to be abl
- "You want me to read this nonsense again? Fine, fine... it's not going to get any worse..."
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- "So that's how you want it. All right then. At least it will make the people happy. Perhaps that's even more i
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- "Tartuk is the purple bastard who tried to abscond with my cart. And to top that off, he's apparently the best
- "We'll slander her, then. And if our enemy lacks flaws? We'll make up flaws! Our stories will be so true to li
- Jubilost silently nods in response.
- "The traitor's trail leads to Daggermark. Our quarry is hiding unseen, but I know how to lure them out. We can
- "You think that's the way to get more money, but that's not how it works. You will reduce the volume of goods
- "Hell no, we are not wasting a precious question to discover the motives of the fey and their lords. I don't h
- "Certainly. Long and happily ever after." Jubilost shakes his head in remorse. "We'd live as long as elves, we
- "Yes, this is the perfect time to argue about theology..."
- Jubilost opens his mouth, about to say something, but instead just covers his face with his palm and shakes hi
- "For the love of Desna, I'm not a frog! Let it be known to you, sir, that you are speaking to Jubilost Narthro
- "There is nothing written here! It's pure magic, causing the 'reader' to have this or that emotion. It's primi
- "Would you look at that — we've got another sovereign here! There must be something in the air making rulers m
- "Do you think Linzi should have a chapter in her book titled 'Idiots and the Process of Converting Them into D
- "Such wise, enlightened words! People who talk like this are usually trying to swindle you out of your purse!"
- "Everything here just screams GNOMES! You couldn't stay away, so you got wrapped up in your own prank. Because
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- "Have you renounced your sense? The title was supposed to remain secret."
- "Yep. I think it likes you."
- Jubilost keeps silent, his cheeks flushed. He throws a dark glance toward the girl.
- "I can't believe it! We lost to a heap of iron stuffed with grandiloquence and bad metaphors!"
- "In the past, Brevoy has exercised this right, but now it's in your hands. You only have to decide what to lev
- "What have I come to? Jubilost Narthropple, famous explorer, writer and scientist, is reduced to giving simple
- "You know, ... As much as I struggle to keep your domain from economic collapse, you – you make every effort t
- "I've visited every country worth mentioning in Avistan and Garund. I've even trodden the exotic lands of Tian
- "I see. , a charming remote province, peaceful and serene. No one knows much about it, or cares for that matte
- "I'm not sure she's under orders to insinuate herself as a double-agent. So I don't think it would help to del
- "Some rituals, some ancient deities… Now that's what I call getting into details! With deep knowledge like tha
- Jubilost stops, puzzled, then opens and closes his mouth, and then carefully says, "Well. I think my nerves ar
- ", it's time we discuss one of the gravest problems of the River Kingdoms: piracy and all the crimes which acc
- Jubilost frowns and folds his hands. "You would do well to watch these yobbos," he mutters, teeth clenched. "T
- "If I were you, I would raise the tax modestly. Of course, the treasury will not be replenished quickly, but t
- "Because you're gnomes! Only a gnome could think of playing a joke on everyone around, and then joyfully get c
- "Considering the questionable motives of honorable Darven, here, I would typically advise you to decline. But
- "Selling this paper will bring us profit, and we won't even double-cross anyone. Hopefully..."
- "AMAZING! Even the inarticulate kin of UNFORGETTABLE TARTUK are here!"
- "It's a brave choice. We'll see what this risky cooperation brings us."
- Jubilost squints an eye as he listens to Jazon. "Was that the same Tartuk who attempted to steal my cart? Or i
- "Strictly speaking, it was threats and blackmail, not temptation. But yes, I gave in. Why not, in the end? If
- "That bard was too generous. If it was me, I'd have thrown them in the debt-pen, but I would have managed ten
- "The souls of the creatures of the First World have no connection with the realm of mortals. When a creature o
- "Too bad you are unlikely to agree to give me an interview, dear. I spent years studying the First World, but
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- "So if you ever try to rekindle any patriotic feelings in me, you'll be disappointed. My first article in The
- "Thinking about your conscience? I know, conscience is important for a ruler. It must be kept clear. But we sp
- "What?! For the sake of Desna, this sounds... No-no-no, no way that can be true. He must have drunken too much
- "I just don't know. I think it'd be best to kill him, but... he seems to be earnest. I could perhaps settle fo
- "But the ancient gnomes for some reason decided that mortality, the Bleaching, and all the diseases of Golario
- "Right, I'm not here for decoration. I will raise taxes modestly, but not more than the people can bear. – And
- "That's a worthy idea. What do you say, Host? Can you grant the ghost peace, instead of giving me immortality
- ", I'd say... let's leave things as they stand. Tentacles should easily win the debates, even with the word 't
- "Soft chief? They really couldn't find a better nickname for this brontosaurus than soft?" Jubilost chuckles.
- "That's a no-brainer – it's 'glory'. It can't belong to many, because then it's devalued. And it can't belong
- Jubilost throws a cutting glance at you. "I'm sure you could have figured out the answer to that question on y
- "You know, ... As much as I struggle to keep your domain from economic collapse, you – you make every effort t
- "I keep to the hope that sooner or later I'll manage to visit that wonderful place. And certainly the notes I'
- "The Twilight Talons are a squad of Andoran's best fighters. The Grand Diplomat will have to make a heroic eff
- "You want me to read this tentacles again? Fine, fine... It can't get any worse than tentacles..."
- "What a disgusting alliance. Don't think for a moment that I approve of cooperating with them. I always try to
- "Now this is my kind of hunt! Gods only know how long it's been since I've had the chance to spend some leisur
- "He and his senses have definitely parted ways." Jubilost nods, then glances at Amiri. "And we have too many h
- "As everyone knows, a stupid enough idea can be extremely contagious. So the gnomes caught this infection – al
- "It starts the same, and then... 'Item four, the most important one: the participant must routinely enter desp
- "Now those are what I call good assistants — dutiful, prompt, and aware of their own intellectual limitations.
- "What a pathetic, petty, mean-spirited attempt to prevent me from participating in the debates. We need to fin
- "That is most wise. I will send an ambassador to Litran. I do hope they won't decapitate him... No, no, they m
- "So we have a warrior of the divine armies of light here! To put it nicely, I suspected that Tristian wasn't h
- "I'll take care of it. But don't ask me how. I'm your minister – I have my own secrets."
- "And if you called yourself a pig, you'd have grown a snout! That's exactly why it's so important to always th
- "It's huge, wild and extremely unfriendly to the unprepared traveler. Nothing remains constant there. Matter c
- Jubilost puts the glasses back on when he catches your expression, and his mood darkens. "Oh, I see. You're jo
- "It's your right to choose which of your neighbors you make friends with. But what of the lives of Gralton's a
- "I see. , a charming remote province, peaceful and serene. No one knows much about it, or cares for that matte
- "Of course. You might have guessed that Shyka, the craftiest and most mysterious deity of the First World, has
- "That's a promising idea. I will organize everything."
- "I wouldn't be surprised to find actual ears on your palace's walls. Ask me what we found in the merchant's ca
- "This 'Tartuk' again! It's like he's everywhere! I'm sick of hearing that name. I fear I'm developing a condit
- Fixing his glasses, Jubilost looks at the paper describing the rules. "Well, let's see. I'll read out loud so
- "I will oversee the magical treatment myself. Hopefully it won't affect her mind too much. But I know one thin
- Jubilost sniffs. "Camping? Here? Brilliant idea! What does it matter that these hunters had the same idea? Of
- "Someone else might suggest you take advantage of the situation: simply collect your fees and don't ask too ma
- "So that's how you see it. All right, have it your way." Jubilost bows, but his gaze is oozing with contempt.
- "Perfect! Finally I'll have someone to talk to. I mean, academically."
- "In just a few phrases he managed to pour more pomposity on us than I can manage in a week. Quite a talent!"
- Jubilost sniffs, disappointed. "A noble gesture, but folly nonetheless. Very well, as you wish." The gnome sig
- "It starts the same, and then... 'Item four, the most important one: the participant must assume the shape of
- "I must admit, gnomes aren't too excited to have 'relatives' such as these, either. Primitive creatures, devoi
- "A tunnel of many colors... Doesn't that sound familiar? Because it sure sounds familiar to me!"
- "Item four, the most important one: the participant must routinely enter desperate screaming fits." Wait, what
- Jubilost opens his mouth to object, but then changes his mind, nods, and frowns. "Well, it's rough, it's tough
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- Banter_JubilostTristian_Pack2_4
- Banter_JubilostJaethal_Pack2_2
- Banter_JubilostLinzi_Pack2_4
- Banter_JubilostOctavia_Pack2_5
- Banter_JubilostEkun_Pack2_2
- Banter_JubilostJaethal_Pack2_4
- Banter_Jubilost_Debuffed
- Banter_JubilostHarrim_Pack2_2
- Banter_Jubilost_C21_Tristian
- Banter_JubilostAmiri_Pack2_1
- Banter_JubilostOctavia_Pack2_3
- Banter_JubilostRegongar_Pack2_4
- Banter_Jubilost_C51
- Banter_JubilostOctavia_Pack2_2
- Banter_JubilostHarrim_Pack2_1
- Banter_JubilostLinzi_Pack2_5
- Banter_JubilostKanerah_dlc1_2
- Banter_JubilostJaethal_Pack2_3
- Banter_JubilostRegongar_JubilostRegongar1
- Banter_JubilostValerie_Pack2_4
- Banter_Jubilost_C41_AfterTristianBetrayal
- Banter_JubilostHarrim_Pack2_3
- Banter_JubilostOctavia_Pack2_6
- Banter_JubilostOctavia_Pack2_4
- Banter_JubilostOctavia_1
- Banter_Jubilost_C22_Start
- Banter_JubilostEkun_Pack2_3
- Banter_JubilostJaethal_Pack2_5
- Banter_JubilostLinzi_Pack2_1
- Banter_JubilostOctavia_Backer2
- Banter_Jubilost_C41
- Banter_JubilostValerie_JubilostValerie1
- Banter_JubilostLinzi_Pack2_2
- Banter_JubilostAmiri_Pack2_3
- Banter_JubilostAmiri_Pack2_4
- Banter_Jubilost_NoHunting
- Banter_Jubilost_c31_FirstWorldFeedback
- Banter_JubilostValerie_Pack2_1
- Banter_JubilostRegongar_Pack2_1
- Banter_JubilostNokNok_02
- Banter_JubilostKanerah_dlc1_1
- Banter_JubilostTristian_Pack2_3
- Banter_JubilostAmiri_JubilostAmiri1
- Banter_JubilostEkun_Pack2_1
- Banter_Jubilost_LowRations
- Banter_Jubilost_Kassil
- Banter_Jubilost_InDungeon
- Banter_Jubilost_LowSpells
- Banter_JubilostLinzi_Pack2_7
- Banter_Jubilost_DeadInParty
- Banter_Jubilost_NoBuilding
- Banter_JubilostLinzi_Pack2_6
- Banter_JubilostOctavia_Pack2_1
- Banter_JubilostTristian_Pack2_1
- Banter_Jubilost_C22_Seeds
- Banter_JubilostLinzi_Pack2_3
- Banter_JubilostAngel_JubilostTristian1
- Banter_Jubilost_C51_AfterWarStartKtc
- Banter_Jubilost_C31_Cyclops
- Banter_JubilostEkun_JubilostEkun
- Banter_JubilostJaethal_Pack2_1
- Banter_JubilostLinzi_Backer2
- Onion Soup
- Grilled Silver Eel
- First World Mince Pie
