"It starts the same, and then... 'Item four, the most important one: the participant must say TENTACLES at lea

"It starts the same, and then... 'Item four, the most important one: the participant must say TENTACLES at least every ten words.' Wait, did it work? I'm not a frog any more? Thank tentacles! Wait. What was that? I meant to say, thank Desna! I'm probably just tentacles. I meant, tired! Just tired! It makes me tentacles! Aaargh!"