"So I've been explaining my position to him, being rather eloquent, too, suggesting he and his so-called kingd

"So I've been explaining my position to him, being rather eloquent, too, suggesting he and his so-called kingdom might as well fall into the deepest sinkhole... And in the meantime, I've noticed that kobolds have already started to untie my cart! Well, I called my men to keep the cart safe... They couldn't guess what to do on their own, just stood there with their mouths ajar... Then things heated up as the fighting started. And while we were fighting, the ponies dragged the cart to the river. Stupid animals."