"You know what he told me? He introduced himself as the king of kobolds and told us he needed our clothes. Bec

"You know what he told me? He introduced himself as the king of kobolds and told us he needed our clothes. Because he 'wanted to dress his subjects properly', you see, since they've established the kingdom of their own." Jubilost's face gets red in resentment. "That's literally what he said. I wonder where he learned the words. Obviously I told him to buzz off. Some kobold wants to strut around wearing the clothes of the great cartographer Jubilost Narthropple? No way!"